caterpillar tracks

Caterpillar Tracks are a nutritious alternative to an otherwise unheathy lifestyle. Comprised of two of America's all time favorite delicay's; S'more's Pop-Tarts and peanut butter & jelly, it offers a source of protien and not to mention packed full of fiber.
How to make Caterpillar Tracks:
1. Toast S'mores Pop-Tart in toaster oven
2. Turn over so icing side faces down
3. Spread one layer of peanut butter
4. Spread one layer of raspberry preserves
5. enjoy silly!

see: caterpillar tracks

by adam with help (but not much) from other adam November 8, 2007

caterpillar carrier

someone who has a daft like moustache shaped like a caterpillar feeding from the bullshit that comes from his mouth

hahaha, look at his caterpillar carrier on his face, pay no attention to him, he's obviuosly a retard

by horsearse July 18, 2009

catercrash

The act of showing up uninvited to a party with enough gourmet food for the whole night.

Bobby Flay catercrashed my restaurant's 20th anniversary party for a showdown.

by MC Time Machine April 20, 2010

Caterpillar Smash

A skateboarding trick also known as a helicopter.

Rodney Mullen can bust awesome Caterpillar Smashes

by CaptainKill November 21, 2010

Caterpillared

When someone is talking about one subject and then because of a rogue ADD thought in their head completely changes topics to the dismay of the others in the conversation.

"OK Bob, we were talking about the football game before you caterpillared to the subject of what color you painted your living room, back on topic."

by Jedi Archer December 17, 2011

Catextrophy

1. A written communication, primarily a text message, that is filled with spelling errors, poor punctuation, and mistaken auto-corrects.
2. A written communication that drastically fails to convey the intended message.

John: Can I, boorow you're lane mover tommorow?
Steve: That was a catextrophy!

by MusicManSteve April 6, 2015

Caterpieter

1) A penis with weak sex game
2) A man with a penis with weak sex game

"I had sex with a Caterpieter. Needless to say, I didn't cum or fee good at all. Not fun," Trisha said.

by youngfartsowhat July 29, 2016