(n.) The specific sort of erection brought on by the viewing of a picture or video of a former Disney Channel star scantly clad or naked.
Christie Carlson Romano in Mirrors 2.

Guy 1: Is that Ren Stevens?

Guy 2: Holy shit! It is! I've got a Disney Channel Original Boner!

Guy 1: I'd high five you right now, but I've got one too.
by TerminalLance1371 January 27, 2012
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chop like the food channel

A phrase uttered by someone else when a woman catches someone's attention with the way she moves her hips and buttocks while she walks in a "chopping" like motion.
Ooh girl, you chop like the food channel!
by Mighty Mel November 29, 2009
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The time of the month for a woman where they will attack anything that crosses their path. Their period always involves bloodshed, not always just their own. Men should proceed with caution.
Man 1: Are you going out tonight?
Man 2: I can't, you know how my wife gets when it's red week on the Discovery Channel
by Matrixchild November 13, 2010
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SUPER OMNISCIENT CHANNELS

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I went to 11 boom TELEPAYHY , ALEXA put on MENTAL MUSIC. A GENIUS OF GENIUSES.
I found the ORACLE of the URBAN DICKTIONARY AND URBAN DICTIONARY as they are the SUPER OMNISCIENT CHANNELS.
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If your ultimate fantasy is to have 4 generations at once, e.g., her, her mother, her grandmother and her 16 year old daughter. It's sometimes called the "Intra-generational Five-way".
Why don't we get Agnes, Barbara, yourself and Amber together for a History Channel Love Sandwich sometime? I'll be the meat.
by Jack Squat February 23, 2005
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WHTV News Channel 5

A Internet Radio station and website for local news in a community in Tampa, Florida. Started in 2004 by a teenager, it has become a well known media outlet in Tampa.

www.whtv5news.1colony.com
I listened to WHTV News Channel 5's newscast on Saturday at 12 O'Clock (Noon) EST.
by Ryan French January 28, 2005
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A movement that seeks to establish a TV channel that airs only counter culture shows and news etc. , because all the other shows are in some way run by the establishment.
by Judge dredd7 November 20, 2011
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