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Chair humper

an extremely tall and lanky drunk sloptard who randomly grabs chairs in the middle of dancing and begins to thrust into it as to make chair babies.
Dave used to walk like an Egyptian but now he's just a lonely chair humper.
by Chichi33 June 6, 2014
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Chairing

1) The act of being in the seated position as if seated in a chair only without an actual chair. Usually an impossible kung fu maneuver seen in movies by expert martial artists.

2) The act when a girl is riding a guy top side, then shifts her feet forward and bounces as if getting up and down from a chair repeatedly. Typically, this speeds up the climax time for the guy, leading to less satisfaction by the female, unless the sex is horrible and she just wants it to end, then she can chair the guy and that would mean she is chairing him.
Person 1) Did you see Jackie Chan chairing in that scene?
Pereon 2) Nah, I was fingering your sister.

Example 2)

Lady 1) how was sex last night?
Lady 2) Terrible, i started chairing him just so he would finish
by Ken1plus2 April 5, 2018
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chair

sitting device for when your legs are sad
i just fucked a chair bro
by ur gf's side dish May 3, 2021
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Chair emoji

An inside joke on tiktok/IG. Use the chair emoji instead of laughing emojis
Chair emoji - an inside joke on tiktok/IG. Use the chair emoji instead of laughing emojis.

Example:

Can’t believe they did that🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑
by yamor September 22, 2021
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chaimaa

Pure perfection, a beautiful attractive lady who once she enters your life, becomes the center of it.
She is everything to me, she's My chaimaa.
by DNji November 23, 2021
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Chairquoisses Merienne Jantoub

Chairquoisses Merienne Jantoub is an amazing and beautiful sheep in-bred in the battery pink sheep farm and from then on dyed blue, pulled out of the baby section and then Travis named him Chairquoisses Merienne Jantoub. Chairquoisses now hangs above all other sheep in a godlike fashion, we love Chairquoisses. PS : Life Tumor may have made Chairquoisses red but we don't talk about that..
I worship Chairquoisses Merienne Jantoub, what an amazing sheep.
by MeowmereTheCat June 10, 2022
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Chairology

I’m am a proud believer of Chairology
by Chairology Preacher June 22, 2022
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