an extremely tall and lanky drunk sloptard who randomly grabs chairs in the middle of dancing and begins to thrust into it as to make chair babies.
by Chichi33 June 6, 2014
Get the Chair humper mug.1) The act of being in the seated position as if seated in a chair only without an actual chair. Usually an impossible kung fu maneuver seen in movies by expert martial artists.
2) The act when a girl is riding a guy top side, then shifts her feet forward and bounces as if getting up and down from a chair repeatedly. Typically, this speeds up the climax time for the guy, leading to less satisfaction by the female, unless the sex is horrible and she just wants it to end, then she can chair the guy and that would mean she is chairing him.
2) The act when a girl is riding a guy top side, then shifts her feet forward and bounces as if getting up and down from a chair repeatedly. Typically, this speeds up the climax time for the guy, leading to less satisfaction by the female, unless the sex is horrible and she just wants it to end, then she can chair the guy and that would mean she is chairing him.
Person 1) Did you see Jackie Chan chairing in that scene?
Pereon 2) Nah, I was fingering your sister.
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Lady 1) how was sex last night?
Lady 2) Terrible, i started chairing him just so he would finish
Pereon 2) Nah, I was fingering your sister.
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Lady 1) how was sex last night?
Lady 2) Terrible, i started chairing him just so he would finish
by Ken1plus2 April 5, 2018
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She is everything to me, she's My chaimaa.
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Get the chaimaa mug.Chairquoisses Merienne Jantoub is an amazing and beautiful sheep in-bred in the battery pink sheep farm and from then on dyed blue, pulled out of the baby section and then Travis named him Chairquoisses Merienne Jantoub. Chairquoisses now hangs above all other sheep in a godlike fashion, we love Chairquoisses. PS : Life Tumor may have made Chairquoisses red but we don't talk about that..
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