Cannibis Sativa

1.weed, mary j., and all the other a.k.a.s' however in a more scientific form.

Without the cash, the beloved wino Tyrone Bigguns was forced to settle with shatty oregeno; the pure cannibis would only be reached through his dreams.

by Jamofo August 23, 2003

cannibal

Homosexual performing oral sex, because they are eating their own kind. This is different from heterosexuals performing oral sex, which by definition requires the consumption of an alternative to one self.

Dude, look at those two lezbos munching away like there is no tomorrow! Fucken cannibals!

by Frank Cincella March 20, 2009

Nick Canning

A simpleton, an absolutely failure in the game of life. Someone who would crash his scooter into a parked smart car. He who is a Nick Canning, is worse off than those aboard the Failboat... They crash land in the land of pure fail and writhe in the torment of a thousand fails.

"Haha, you suck!"
"Oh yeah... Well... Well your stupid!"
"Wow... Your such a Nick Canning"
(2nd guy leaves crying)

by Funk Master Flex.dwg March 12, 2010

Carol Channing

An actress and singer during the 40s-60s, who used to be a person but is now an empty,skeletal shell. She is sometimes confused with Father Time, two of three Wisemen and Barbara Walters. She has been praised by the gays of San Fransisco who have proclaimed February 25 to be Carol Channing Day.

"Look over there! It's Barbara Walters!
Ooops. False alarm, it's only Father Time. Holy fuckin' ass crackers it's actually Carol Channing. Maybe if we don't make eye contact or acknowledge her existence she'll think she's dead."

by iareaho December 22, 2008

Soup-Canning

Soup-canning is the act of throwing a non-opened can of soup out of a moving car at a person on or near the side of the road. Similar to a drive by, but with soup instead of bullets.

The other day, some douchebag got arrested for soup-canning a kid by the highway.

by NickKennedy October 27, 2008

crotch cannibal

A gay male who is sufficiently flexible to perform oral sex on himself.

That filthy, stinking, perverted crotch cannible should be subject to retroactive abortion.

by Voltaire Malaise December 30, 2003

cannitarian

somebody who is a vegetarion yet eats people

that cannitarian is not aloud to eat beef yet she dined upon her neighbor.

by Andreina Correl May 27, 2007