cuff the carrot

male mastubation word

i need to cuff the carrot real bad man

by ashley May 13, 2005

Dirrty Carrot

Radio personality known to be a little frisky and crazy. Usually female and very loud and in your face.

Did you listen to the show Dirrty Carrot had on KMNR earlier. It sounds like she's running a sex hotline.

by thedirrtycarrot February 23, 2011

snap a carrot

Masturbation. The act of jacking off...

Dude, she was so hot I had to go home and snap a carrot

by betsyrees910 May 8, 2008

Carrot Top

pronounced jackass. The third biggest asshat in the world next to Bill Gates and George Bush.

death to the carrot top!

by Kengou October 10, 2003

carrots

Plural for carrot.

Carrots are the roots of a dill-like plant which originated from what is now known as Afghanistan. The natural pigment of carrots are red, black, purple, white, and yellow. The familiar orange pigment is actually a Dutch hybrid of the red and yellow carrots.

The carrot cake my mom baked was absolutely delicious.

by AYB February 23, 2003

carrot

singular for carrots.

by AYB February 23, 2003

carrot snapper

A dick snapping minge

That bitch has a fu*king carrot snapper

by fat cock99 June 21, 2007