CarpetJacking

The act of standing in front of a recently-used red carpet backdrop and having someone take your photograph, usually in an effort to appear distinguished or likeable.

Originally posted at johnmayer.com by JOHN MAYER AT 07:59 PM FROM AMSTERDAM, NETHERLANDS

Scotty and Tony were caught CarpetJacking in Amsterdam.

by Newport Girl November 6, 2008

carpe hangoverem

"Seize the hangover." To turn a hangover into a trance-like fit of productivity.

Colleague 1: Dude, my brain is fried. Me and dentist Jeff were shooting Fernet until moonset. How am I gonna get any work done?
Colleague 2: Carpe hangoverem, colleague. Carpe hangoverem.

by xyrionjaya August 29, 2009

Carpet kush

weed that has been dropped on the floor of a car, and is then smoked at another time

pot head 1: Dude, i wanna get high but i dont have any money

pot head 2: dude, look on the floor of my car, there might be some carpet kush we could smoke

by budboy420 May 10, 2011

carection

When a car guy sees a particular kind of automobile he likes, and he gets an erection because of it.

Dude, that '96 Cummins on 37's gave me a carection!

by myanacondado June 6, 2016

Carpeting the garden

What gays call it when they cum on each others butt holes.

Also what iron does instead of growing real grass

Iron loves carpeting the garden, he's so gay

by Jimmmmz April 14, 2017

carpet frog

A fart. Passing flatulence.

“Jack’s been passing carpet frogs all morning after those beans...”

by KingSingh January 22, 2018

Carpen all dem diems

(From Rick and Morty)

"That's because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carpen all dem diems

by Carpenalldemdiems June 2, 2018