capital offense

1. Literally, a crime punishable by death.

2. Exaggerated description of the seriousness of an act, or someone's reaction to it.

You'd think I committed a capital offense when I forgot to call.

by Downstrike September 26, 2004

Ramos&Campioned

1. Being unduly and unjustly imprisoned for political purposes.
2. Imprisonment for performance of your duty as an Officer of the Law.

Example: “So why are you in jail?” “That serial rapist I pulled off the little 8 year old girl in the park, filed assault charges against me!” “Dude, you realize you have been totally Ramos&Campioned here!”

by JD Ellis February 21, 2008

Accounts Capital

the Accounts capital is the account of which autistic people refer to as their bank account for their imaginary business, this is commonly used when autistic people try to brag about their income, you can often hear this word being used by upcoming douche tubers and people who play weeb rhythm games e.g. love live school idol festival.

yo man I be making bulk cash on my Accounts Capital.
What is up guys its ya boy pussyslayerxxx here and im back again to sell merch and make that accounts capital booooys

by MR_POPO_NUT September 13, 2018

Bathroom Capitalism

The act of selling products out of the school bathroom. It can range from one kid selling a single item to organized competetive markets of products. Usually the items sold are things the school doesn't allow.

Mike: I heard Caleb made two hundred dollars selling nicotine gum ten dollars a piece in the bathroom.

Joe: Bathroom capitalism at it's finest. Someone should start a competitive sale!

by BruhMoment1738 November 14, 2019

laissez faire Capitalism

laissez faire Capitalism means buyer gets a tail-light warranty

Even modernCapitalists should be against laissez faire Capitalism

by @thedocwho2 May 12, 2019

Capish

Confirms whether or not the previous question has been understood. Not to be confused with the Italo-American dialect of capisci also known as Capiche. (Kah-Peesh)

You gotta kill 'em to win, capish?

by Cabcose January 11, 2011

Capistrano

The beer flows like wine here and salmon instinctively flock here.

a little place like....ASPEN

by Napa2046 November 11, 2004