capish

when someone looks like they lie too much

julio: bro you look capish

by finn jennifer February 3, 2025

Catfish Tunalizer

An experimental apparatus that converts raw natural catfish meat into clean, edible, refined tuna. Usually canned for longevity so it can be consumed for nutrients on above and below water adventures.

Sir, if we don’t get the catfish tunalizer back online, everyone in the sub we made out of an old glycol absorber is going to starve.

by Str8JN June 10, 2025

Catfished

When your looking for pussy but only find something fishy.

Billy went on a date dressed real fancy, spent a lot of money and had a condom in his wallet. Sadly he got catfished and came home with less money and condom still unopened.

by Dirtsquirll August 15, 2025

Catfish Findom

Catfish findom means that “Dommes” like @findomgang_ on Twitter/X uses models anyone can find on the internet for free and scam stupid, desperate, and lonely men for millions and millions of dollars without having to break a single drop of sweat.

I found a domme named @findomgang_ who is a catfish findom account, and she drained me of thousands and thosands of my hard earned money which I willingly gave up to her superiority.

by @NixOn60FSP September 7, 2025

catfishing

That kind of Batman's trap that lead you to something unexpectedly different from your initial expectation, e.g. ending up watching age-inappropriate animated movie titled "Sausage Party" (2016) when you akcually expect to watch kid-friendly animated movies

I thought I was in for a fun family movie night, but catfishing hit hard when I ended up watching the wildly inappropriate 'Sausage Party' instead of a kid-friendly flick!

by Emotional Cruiser October 3, 2025

Carfished

When someone pulls you in with the promise of a flashy, new car… but shows up in a total clunker.

He said he’d pick me up in a Tesla… totally carfished me with that rusty old hatchback

by CarDateMate November 5, 2025

calfishing

The act of deliberately providing false information about the day of the week or other factual details to someone in order to manipulate, confuse, or undermine their perception of reality.

Nate was saying "Happy Friday!" to us on a Thursday, he was totally calfishing us!

by Yippeekaiyaymofo November 6, 2025