Calling the plumber

When anticipation of anal sex is high you prepare the female by filling her douche with x lax to assure you get a good clean piping.

Yo Gary I was about to Go to pound town through the back door but wanted to make sure the porch was cleaned out so I was calling the plumber to get a clean slip and slide

by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021

callo nerp

the hottest person to ever exist in the historey of evere omgmgogmgoggomgogogomgomgomgomgmogomgomgmogogmgomogmgomomgomg

Callo Nerp is so hot <33333

by Callo Nerp October 11, 2021

Callun

An extremely hilarious lad with no flaws whatsoever, an absolute sex god and pleasure king. Undefeated in the sesh and a massive hummus eater.

Look at that sexy man over there he must be a Callun

by Karma280 November 30, 2021

calling Itachi

Simply to have sex. Mostly secretly.

What are they doing there?
Maybe calling Itachi

by Midwich Cuckoo December 31, 2021

Calzoning

The art of yaking a freshly baked calzone from Binghamton's DP Dough after consuming nothing but tequila for 4 hours straight.

I walked back from DP Dough and started calzoning this guys bathroom. It got calzoned so bad.

by Ligmaballs696969 March 25, 2022

carlongings

The random shit that you keep in your car.

The red umbrella is in my trunk with all of my carlongings.

by TheHVACguy February 22, 2022

calbongadoo

massive willy innit

mrs incredible is the only person that can fit my humungous calbongadoo

by XCC49 July 7, 2022