calamatious

anything you want it to mean as long as it’s in the right sentence.

you’re being so calamatious today.

that house is calamatious.

by lilyswords February 12, 2022

calamarisplat

best mutual ever. so kind and funny, im so glad i made mutuals with them.

yoooooo calamarisplat is so cool man!!

by raaihans April 5, 2022

Calamity

ZAYN MALIKS BEST SONG IN THE ENTIRE WORLD STREAM NOBODY IS LISTENING

"have you heard calamity by Zayn?"

"Yes it's the best song."
"I know"

by Xwallst19 April 10, 2022

calamanco

The Calamancos are probably the worst people you will ever meet. They are all judgemental and only care about 1 thing themselves. Some can be nice and care about your feelings but most of all they are never interested in your best interests. The calamancos are very widely spread out in the midwest. These are dangerous creatures if you ever come across a calamanco stay away from them for they are deadly.

Have you met the calamanco’s? They are literally so mean!

by Mysticmagichistoria July 20, 2022

Calamari Hoopla

The act of flinging sizzling hot Calamari on a gentleman's fully erect penis. If successful, the gentleman should shout Hoopla, Hoopla Hoopla whilst trying to remove the hot Calamari before 2nd degree burns occur. No one wants that of course.

"Would you like to play Calamari Hoopla tonight darling? I have some spare Calamari, I thought it might be fun?"

by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022

calamourty

An exceedingly-unfortunate event dat is also noisy.

Judging by how much of a ruckus he kicked up about it, Ethan Couch's super-indulgent father apparently considered da school's merely insisting dat his "little prince" behave in a socially-responsible manner to be a real calamourty, actually offering to buy da entire school just so dat it could be run da way dat HE and his spoiled-rotten-with-feelings-of-false-entitlement son wanted. :P

by QuacksO February 12, 2023

calamari tugboat

Getting a firm handjob from a sailor while covered in squid ink

Petty officer told me that he was gonna show me the calamari tugboat maneuver, I'm not sure what that is but he's been so helpful since I got here

by TheLordOfFridges June 12, 2024