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cut the malarkey

by Seanne October 1, 2006
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cut your foot

to step in fresh cow hockey... eww. While on the farm, if one inadvertently steps in horse or cow shit, oops.
Careful when in the pasture, you don't want to cut your foot on the fresh cow manure.
by Imaten December 7, 2012
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Cut it up

to look exceptionally stylish, especially while on the dancefloor.
1)I love this dress, I'm gonna totally cut it up!

2) Karen's rockin the dancefloor in them strides, she's totally cuttin' it up!
by lilaloveme October 12, 2010
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cut gut

to have sex with
(girl walks by)
"id cut gut"...
by zachario! March 6, 2010
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cut some cake

To say "Ok, Let's cut some cake" and then immediately, and in slow motion say, "Cut some cake". To properly cut some cake, one must hold a cake knife and be able to alter time into a slow-motion state to repeat one's self. Vomitting upon the cake is mandatory.
Okay, Let's cut some cake... cccuuuttt sssooommmeee cccaaakkkeee.
by Gut Zum Gake July 15, 2010
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Cut the mustard.

Does not pass standard. Is not good enough. Is lacking.

The passage about the mustardeer or cutting layers of hardened mustard is bullshit some troll made up.

The first recorded use of the phrase cut the mustard was by O. Henry in 1907, in a story called The Heart of the West: "I looked around and found a proposition that exactly cut the mustard". The modern sense of the idiom is 'to succeed; to have the ability to do something; to come up to expectations', but the phrase is most often used in the negative form, as "can't cut the mustard," meaning 'not able to handle the job'. The cut probably refers to harvesting the plant, so if one cannot cut the mustard, one cannot supply what is best. A phrase preceding cut the mustard is to be the mustard (c. 1903) meaning 'to be special' or 'to be exactly what is needed' with mustard being a slang term for importance. There is also another phrase keen as mustard meaning 'very enthusiastic'.
by NoMusturdeersExist October 31, 2014
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cut off

when someone suddenly drives in front of u by changing lanes, endangering ur life and the lives of ppl around u. if u are ever cut off then it is ur duty to follow the laws of the road.
1) kill the mutha fucka b4 he kills someone else
2) run away, cause police r unfamiliar with the code
3) most importantly, u must cool down and remain calm. u cant shoot a gun with unsteady hands
guy1) dude that guy just cut me off!
guy2) remember the code

guy on news) some retard got killed today. this should teach u guys not to cut people off
by deaded March 25, 2005
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