when having sex with a girl, you use words such as "future", "change", and "hope", getting her to believe everything because you are black and she has to believe it or she's considered racist. after your extended rambiling and stumbiling of words you don't finish because you have no condom and abortion is wrong, so u pull out, beat the shit out of her and steal her tv.

shit son, tonight after the debate im gonna crank that obama!

crank that obama by ke-slug January 17, 2009

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crank me up

A Notre Dame student body cheer that is mostly reserved for football games and pep rallies. The cheer was a highly unnecessary addition to the ND cheer repertoire in the 2008 football season. It was first introduced to the student body at the first pep rally, before the San Diego State season opening game.

"Jimmy Clausen, you suck. Go get a haircut. Where the hell is Brady? What the hell are the freshman cheering? Crank me up? What is that?!"
"New cheer, it was introduced at the pep rally."
"Pep rally? People still go to those?"
"You're an upperclassman, aren't you?"
"Bingo."

crank me up by stego? October 30, 2008

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Crank Yanker

A girl that jacks or strokes a dick.

Lauren jerked off 15 guys last night she's a master Crank Yanker.

Crank Yanker by Ask me all about the HO Lauren March 4, 2009

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Crank That Lion King

The prime example that a fad has gone too far. Usually done by 16-year-olds who think that Soulja Boy is the best thing since sliced bread. Sometimes done by grown men who need to seriously stop listening to Crank That and get a job.

"dewd dew you Crank That Lion King??? its so kewl its all liek YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU crank taht lion king tho i c wite ppl dew it on youtueb n tehy sux b/c al wite ppl sux @ dancin

stereotypes r fun!!!!"

Crank That Lion King by Panfan November 9, 2007

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