Conbiduem

Conbiduem means cool or very cool.

Yeah that party last night, that was very conbiduem.
That kush we smoked is very conbiduem.
That vape pod is so conbiduem man.
Why is Keegan conbiduem?

by Justanothermorty October 12, 2023

Cognitive distortion

03/02, 17:06 Gary Santino: Cognitive distortion= emotional reasoning = quickest reflexative naturally existing biological component of the brain/mind architecture. This means fewer calories are required for the open-ended possibility of cerebral/ intellectual reasoning to fully examine any analysis of a topic.
03/02, 17:09 Gary Santino: In turn, mental reflexes generate neural pathways for thought processes to travel along without the necessity to commit a fully integrated process, for energy conservation

Therefore, to distrust your frame of reference, in turn, you end up liberating those knee jerk decision making reactions, which take place because you are predominantly using emotional maps.

What do you think of President X, well I think he's useless because he did this to his family.

Examples of bad parenting skills being used against someone's ability to run a countrys affairs, is a classic piece of cognitive distortion, which can be utilised by a political opponent, within a lazy electorate, who have succumbed to personality politics, not the politics on of itself, because of the immediate dopamine reward the brain delivers for the quickest response possible, without engaging an extensive amount of calories.

by BudgieMuscle1 February 3, 2024

Cognitive Reframing

No, I know what it is that you do there.

Hym "Oh, I know. I know. But that's not what I give a shit about, shit-stick. I don't need my fucking cognition reframed. What you're saying here is that I can't control what you're doing, therefore, I need to LET YOU... Control how I'm responding... By way of cognitive reframing... Why? How about I choose a response that I feel is proportional and you just live with it until you die? How does that sound? And cut it out with the stolen fate, David Goggins-hell, ghost of Christmas future bullshit. You have to presuppose that I would be doing any of the shit these motherfuckers are doing. What I would be doing is the same thing I'm doing now, minus remedial labor, and I'd be playing Baldur's Gate 3 instead of Xcom 2. AND is a motherfucker steals my wallet the wallet is still mine. Is that what the fraud department is going to say? 'Well, under the auspices of "finders keepers, losers weepers," it's actually HIS credit card. You just have to let him use it indefinitely now' No. Get the fuck out of here with that."

by Hym Iam November 14, 2023

coggins

n. dad slang for testicles. The male gonads (or balls or bollocks etc.) of an adolescent male.

My eldest was playing cricket last Saturday morning and headed out to bat - middle order. He foolishly forgot to wear a box and, on the first ball, took a googly to the coggins. Poor bastard.

by shitty tapdancer December 7, 2023

Cognisious

A objectively strange event unknowingly that is suspected to be caused by a person with malicious intent.

"Mark isn't smart enough to come up with that! It was probably just a coincidence."
"I don't know man, it was pretty cognisious.."

by Danny-the-Great April 11, 2024

Clongiskidders

Scandinavian breakfast pastry, typically filled with apple strudel

Could also be a slang term for a bacterial infection that often burns

These Clongiskidders are very sweet

I was prescribed antibiotics for my Clongiskidders

by APeeled0range April 17, 2024

Concilerated

verb): to laugh so hard snot pours out of your nose, into your mouth, and out your butt.
adj): selfish
Variations include Concilerate, concilerations, concilerates, concilerating.

Annie concilerated, the joke her friend told was hilarious!
"Being concilerated will get you nowhere, Justin."

by Merriam-Webster. May 20, 2024