clay poop

clay poop is really sticky poop that takes you 69 wipes to achieve full cleanliness

aye bro i got clay poop
Bro:you that sucks

by clay poop master November 20, 2020

Clay

Not young, alternatively "old as dirt". Used to refer to somebody who is no longer young, hip or relevant (so almost everybody).

Happy birthday, Eric. How does it feel being clay.

by Irrelevantne February 12, 2020

clai

A kid with a massive thigh slapping horse cock.

Damn look at Clai that shits huge

by Cmk7 June 7, 2020

Clay

A small man obsessed with ghosts, looks like the kid from UP. Likes making portraits of himself, works for residential care facilities. Very strict and uptight.

Clay is a very weird man.

by JacobRomanow September 17, 2020

payday clay

The candy bar Payday as a clay sculpture. Can also be a term to generally describe any sort of food clay sculpture.

"My weird aunt made me a payday clay for Christmas when I was a kid. I still keep that in my room as eccentric decoration."

by eatmyshortseatmyshortsnow October 5, 2020

John Clay

An idiot who is often called by his social peers a "Little Baby Man" and a "Mr. Mini Monkey Man with A Mr. Mini Monkey Man Mircopenis". He is very lazy and sleeps all the time. Sometimes he can be smart, but most of the time he's an idiot.

STFU John Clay.

by King of Salads October 16, 2020

Clay

A winy little faggot from the Netflix series "13 reasons why"

"Clay don't be a pussy"
" alright, alright"

by Lloyd Pretty Boy Carter April 9, 2017