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Chairfart

Part Of Speech: Verb

This sound is almost Identical to a real fart. A Chairfart happens when a chair squeaks or moves which in turn creates a farting noise. A Chairfart usually happens in a quiet room with lots of people (i.e. School, Church, Meeting room, etc.). The cover up for a Chairfart usually fails, because when you try and show someone that it was the chair making the noise, the chair refuses to make the noise again.
*chairfart*

Jim: Dude did you just fart?

Joe: No man, it was the chair squeaking. See look.
*proceeds to make the chair squeak again, but it doesn't*

Jim: No dude, it was totally you.

Joe: No dude I swear it was the chair farting

Jim: Ya ok. Whatever.
by huntrguy May 28, 2009
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Flop Chain

When a group of friends are going out somewhere and one person decides they cannot go and the rest of the group begins to flop because of that one missing person.
Andrew: Hey you guys still wanna go to the movies?
Jamie: Yeah sure, i'm heading out now.
Dennis: Yeah i can't go, its too late and i have school tomorrow
Jamie: Damnit, i just left the house, yeah i dont feel like going anymore
Andrew: Err...yeah screw it. Its a Flop chain
by RaiDZ July 22, 2011
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fart chair

When an office chair has been subject to that many farts, whoever sits on it is hit by a brief waft of stale fart gas.
As Leroy sat on the fart chair, he soon experienced the full bodied stench of 6 months of Bob's farts stored in the cushion.
by Leroy Tyler Brown May 30, 2016
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Kicking the chain

An expression used as replacement for saying you did nothing. 'Kicking the chain' can be used as a replacement for generic things e.g; watched tv, played video games, ate food etc.
Simon "Ooshy woo"
Neebs "Oh hello, what did you do last night"
Simon "Oh, just kicking the chain"
by Marauder Mors June 12, 2018
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Chain Message

A chain message is usually a message that is untraceable when it it first sent.They are usually sent because of the threat of bad things, such as being cursed, haunted, bad sex, relatives dying or death itself. Do not re send a chain message because it won't work and its stupid. Blackberry Messenger and email are most affected.
Chain messages don't work so don't bother with them. Making the up is just as bad. Luckily there are such things as spam filters.
by Hashdog63748 September 20, 2013
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Chair

Something your dumbass is most likely sitting on right now

A scene from a South Park episode in which Eric Cartman is asked to spell the word "chair"

A hard, solid piece of furniture with....do you really need a defintion for this?
Dave: Don't fall out of that chair, yo!

Mike: It's my wheelchair asshole, if I fall I won't feel a thing.
by PoozerHater June 1, 2010
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Chain Letter

A piece of superstitious text that is more like bullshit than bullshit itself. People who believe in Chain Letters are either very religious or very superstitious. (Seriously, these FuckHeads have no fricken lives!)
Chain Letter - "Send this letter around to 50 people and you will be kissed by the love of your life tomorrow! If you don't a man will appear by your bed tonight and slit your throat" What a load of Crap!
by TheCynicalNinja August 11, 2008
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