Part Of Speech: Verb
This sound is almost Identical to a real fart. A Chairfart happens when a chair squeaks or moves which in turn creates a farting noise. A Chairfart usually happens in a quiet room with lots of people (i.e. School, Church, Meeting room, etc.). The cover up for a Chairfart usually fails, because when you try and show someone that it was the chair making the noise, the chair refuses to make the noise again.
This sound is almost Identical to a real fart. A Chairfart happens when a chair squeaks or moves which in turn creates a farting noise. A Chairfart usually happens in a quiet room with lots of people (i.e. School, Church, Meeting room, etc.). The cover up for a Chairfart usually fails, because when you try and show someone that it was the chair making the noise, the chair refuses to make the noise again.
*chairfart*
Jim: Dude did you just fart?
Joe: No man, it was the chair squeaking. See look.
*proceeds to make the chair squeak again, but it doesn't*
Jim: No dude, it was totally you.
Joe: No dude I swear it was the chair farting
Jim: Ya ok. Whatever.
Jim: Dude did you just fart?
Joe: No man, it was the chair squeaking. See look.
*proceeds to make the chair squeak again, but it doesn't*
Jim: No dude, it was totally you.
Joe: No dude I swear it was the chair farting
Jim: Ya ok. Whatever.
by huntrguy May 28, 2009
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Andrew: Hey you guys still wanna go to the movies?
Jamie: Yeah sure, i'm heading out now.
Dennis: Yeah i can't go, its too late and i have school tomorrow
Jamie: Damnit, i just left the house, yeah i dont feel like going anymore
Andrew: Err...yeah screw it. Its a Flop chain
Jamie: Yeah sure, i'm heading out now.
Dennis: Yeah i can't go, its too late and i have school tomorrow
Jamie: Damnit, i just left the house, yeah i dont feel like going anymore
Andrew: Err...yeah screw it. Its a Flop chain
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As Leroy sat on the fart chair, he soon experienced the full bodied stench of 6 months of Bob's farts stored in the cushion.
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Chain messages don't work so don't bother with them. Making the up is just as bad. Luckily there are such things as spam filters.
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A scene from a South Park episode in which Eric Cartman is asked to spell the word "chair"
A hard, solid piece of furniture with....do you really need a defintion for this?
A scene from a South Park episode in which Eric Cartman is asked to spell the word "chair"
A hard, solid piece of furniture with....do you really need a defintion for this?
Dave: Don't fall out of that chair, yo!
Mike: It's my wheelchair asshole, if I fall I won't feel a thing.
Mike: It's my wheelchair asshole, if I fall I won't feel a thing.
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Get the Chair mug.A piece of superstitious text that is more like bullshit than bullshit itself. People who believe in Chain Letters are either very religious or very superstitious. (Seriously, these FuckHeads have no fricken lives!)
Chain Letter - "Send this letter around to 50 people and you will be kissed by the love of your life tomorrow! If you don't a man will appear by your bed tonight and slit your throat" What a load of Crap!
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