Buttered noodle

A person without tattoos

"Oh man, you don't have tattoos? You're a buttered noodle."

by anonymous September 12, 2025

Buttered Biscuit

A snus nicotine pouch (like a zyn) dipped into a baggie of cocaine.

"bro i just ripped an upper decky 6mg buttered biscuit, where these pledges at"

by ebkwgsp September 25, 2025

Buttered Sausage

Verb. The act ejaculating on a flaccid penis. See also; Greasing the Pole, and Painting the Shaft.

Ever since Hansen was diagnosed with erectile dysfunction, he’s been addicted to buttered sausage. “What it is, what it does, why is it doing what it’s doing, Get it out of my face.”

by Grundlethunder October 22, 2025

Cut Buttered Hoe

An insult meaning someone who is worse than a prostitute.

Ana: This one girl I know is a such a cut buttered hoe. Its kinda sad.

by skittlesneverlie November 12, 2011

Peanut buttered

A state of being unable to understand and follow a conversation whether because it is in a second language or one has a short attention span.

Highly relatable to Confused Asian Syndrome.

Person #1: I'm not sure about you, but personally I really enjoy a good chevre. I love its sour taste.

Person #2: No way man, for me it's classic American cheddar all the way. What do you think?

Person #3: huh?

Person #1: Just forget it man, she's totally peanut buttered.

by Duck Darth Dick June 17, 2013

hot buttered churro

When having sex with a woman, shortly after climaxing, pulling out and sprinkling sugar and cinnamon on your dick and then having the woman give you oral sex.

Hey man I gave my wife the "hot buttered churro" last night now she loves it!

by 007Troll69 October 25, 2013

Scutter Buttered

The act of ripping someones nipple off, in a non sexual way.

-Did you hear what Daniel did to Joshua? He Scutter Buttered him.
-Oh fuck! Who has the nipple?

by shrugs February 21, 2017