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a scutter (if you're from England) is someone who doesn't wash, has no job but sits on their stale asre watching trisher/kilroy all morning. They usually sport an huge collection of gold jewellery (purchased from Argos) and call their children- babby as apposed to baby.
Watch tv chatshow Trisha (if you're not at work that day!) the "guests" on that show will give you a rough idea. Tattoos, mullet,leggins etc....
scutter by cluck July 23, 2003
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scutter by cracky March 1, 2003
A tiny speck of shit that gets lodged in the dickhole of a man performing gay anal sex.
I could tell that I had been in a drunken gay orgy last night, because I woke up with several pieces of scutter in my teeth. Damn you ATM!
Scutter by johnny5 is alive June 6, 2010
a person who is scutty. doesnt wash and doesnt work. wears ill fitting clothes and talks really loudly.
look at that scutter. they are different to chavs because they dont even try to look godd in their own funny way. they just dont care at all. i want to die.
scutter by spanksy February 27, 2005
Noun: A demeaning name given to a female, especially one who uses her sexuality to trap men for her own materialistic wants and financial stability. She will quite happily use more than one man at the same time even playing one off against the other.
She doesnt care about her men, she just wants to use them. She is a typical scutter.
scutter by Rob-C August 16, 2006
Derived from the program Red Dwarf. A scutter is the hoover that comes out at night to clean the ship. This was then used to describe the people of portsmouth. scutters crawl the streets at night picking up crap of the kerb.
Used as an adjective to describe a mush from pompey "scutter"
scutter by onemadeye May 20, 2005
Person whom has no control over his/her bowels or anus.
Christian Kent is a God Damn scutter!
scutter by O.G._Mudbone May 14, 2015