Scutter

A tiny speck of shit that gets lodged in the dickhole of a man performing gay anal sex.

I could tell that I had been in a drunken gay orgy last night, because I woke up with several pieces of scutter in my teeth. Damn you ATM!

by johnny5 is alive June 6, 2010

Scutter

Attempting to control and dominate for political gain.

They are trying to scutter the election.

by QuestionWithBoldness October 12, 2012

Scutter

Term for the attractiveness of the average women on the street, used best when driving through a town centre and commenting on the quality of the pavement shufflers. A scutter is a bog standard women who you would probably try it on with.

"Look at that scutter!"

by Ivan P Spongenut April 25, 2006

Scutters

An Irish slang word meaning runny poo or diarrhoea.

After a hot curry and 6 pints of Harp my wife always gets the scutters and stinks the house out.

by El Chairman How October 27, 2007

scutters

An Irish word meaning liquid excriment. Runny poo (Diarrhoea)

i went to fucken kabab last night and this morning i had the scutters like good thing. Me ring is humming , ye know what i mean Anto man

by Grant Kirwan May 5, 2004

scuttered

Scuttered - Totally drunk,elephants,langered.
Well-gone,so drunk one could sh*t oneself.

I was so scuttered last night that I tried to drive a lampshade.

by Blood January 7, 2005

scutter

a scutter (if you're from England) is someone who doesn't wash, has no job but sits on their stale asre watching trisher/kilroy all morning. They usually sport an huge collection of gold jewellery (purchased from Argos) and call their children- babby as apposed to baby.

Watch tv chatshow Trisha (if you're not at work that day!) the "guests" on that show will give you a rough idea. Tattoos, mullet,leggins etc....

by cluck July 23, 2003