broken fake

1. when someone claims to have broken their ankle when it is clearly not true.
2. can replace more offensive explatives.

1. he's just a pussy, broken fake leg.
2. BROKEN FAKE!!!!!

broken fake by nut_fuck January 12, 2004

broken tool 

Someone who will do whatever you ask them to do (a tool), but they always end up doing the wrong thing.

Christine is such a broken tool. I asked her to get the metronome, but she got me a banana instead.

broken tool by Straemer October 5, 2007

Broken Bob 

A blob of goo sometimes reffered to as a 'bone slash.' This can cause hypothermia in the rectum.

Person 1: 'Look dude! That guys gushing from his ass!'

Person 2: Don't worry, he just has a Broken Bob.

Broken Bob by The Broken Slash December 19, 2008

Broken NPC 

A unplayable character in a video game who doesn't provide anything to the story but still stands out in a strange way. Usually Providing funny moments that video games can only provide.

Mark: OMG! did you see that guy fly off the map? Lmao.
John: Yeah must be a Broken NPC.

Broken NPC by IEatFarts January 31, 2017

broken horny 

When you are terrified of having sex with the wrong woman that will add issues to your life.

I'm in a broken horny state of mind.

broken horny by Black_fox January 2, 2018

Broken handjob 

The name, meaning "Bro handjob" and "Broken hand handjob", is a word used when someone's main arm is broken, leaving them unable to pleasure themselves. Thus, a bro or a hommie may offer or be asked to assist when intent on pleasure. This act is strictly NOT homosexual, as of two factors:
1: acts with hommies aren't gay, as they're hommies.

2: when finished, both participants often exclaim "No homo" which repels the gayness from the situation, reassuring themselves of their straight intent; and nothing gay was intended to be conveyed.

You: Hey, hommie, I broke my arm last Monday and I've been unable to jack it, could you help a brother out and give me a broken handjob?
Hommie: Sure thing bro!

Broken handjob by Foxzes January 22, 2018

broken door 

When you door is broken

You seem to have a broken door

broken door by Please End My Life September 9, 2018