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board speak

The language of message board bordies and texters.
Jill- OMG! TOTES pwns!
Pete- Jill, stop with the board speak, will you?
Jill- UGH! TISNF! I heart mi boardies, stfu n00b!
by KGsizzle July 6, 2007
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Skirting Board

Skirting boards can cause excitement when seen and cause episodes of skeng.

Jay Swingler gets excited by skirting boards.
I saw this Skirting Board and hit some mad skengs bruv
by Polkovnik Blyatski October 4, 2019
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Shartshittery Board

A lactose intolerant person’s appetizer also known as a charcuterie board. The dish consists of a multitude of different cheeses, fruits and/or nuts placed eloquently on a wooden cutting board.
My girlfriend and I tried a shartshittery board for the first time last night. I was in the bathroom for the rest of the night.
by EeliahSun13 September 28, 2021
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Buttery Board

A sexual orientarion where a male ejaculates on the back of their partner, and using his penis to spread the semen across their partner's back like a butter knife.
Hey baby, let me give you a buttery board tonight!
by Butteryboi September 18, 2019
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Luigi Board

A luigi board is a board used to summon luigi's ghost.
Marc: Did you hear Vinni got possessed while using a Luigi board?
Kaz: What?
Vinni: *Demonic Luigi growling.*
by Gelimino June 25, 2023
mugGet the Luigi Boardmug.

Biting The Board

Also referred to as a nasty spill, fall or a trip. Past Tense: Bit The Board
I bit the board falling off a swing one time impressing this girl.
by Nightcrawler March 26, 2003
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walmart board

a slang term used to describe a skateboard bought from a store such as walmart, target, dicks, academy, or basically anywhere else. usually made from cheap crap thats hardly discernible from cardboard.
by nirvana thing May 27, 2021
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