The language of message board bordies and texters.
Jill- OMG! TOTES pwns!
Pete- Jill, stop with the board speak, will you?
Jill- UGH! TISNF! I heart mi boardies, stfu n00b!
Pete- Jill, stop with the board speak, will you?
Jill- UGH! TISNF! I heart mi boardies, stfu n00b!
by KGsizzle July 6, 2007

Skirting boards can cause excitement when seen and cause episodes of skeng.
Jay Swingler gets excited by skirting boards.
Jay Swingler gets excited by skirting boards.
by Polkovnik Blyatski October 4, 2019

A lactose intolerant person’s appetizer also known as a charcuterie board. The dish consists of a multitude of different cheeses, fruits and/or nuts placed eloquently on a wooden cutting board.
My girlfriend and I tried a shartshittery board for the first time last night. I was in the bathroom for the rest of the night.
by EeliahSun13 September 28, 2021

A sexual orientarion where a male ejaculates on the back of their partner, and using his penis to spread the semen across their partner's back like a butter knife.
by Butteryboi September 18, 2019

Marc: Did you hear Vinni got possessed while using a Luigi board?
Kaz: What?
Vinni: *Demonic Luigi growling.*
Kaz: What?
Vinni: *Demonic Luigi growling.*
by Gelimino June 25, 2023

by Nightcrawler March 26, 2003

a slang term used to describe a skateboard bought from a store such as walmart, target, dicks, academy, or basically anywhere else. usually made from cheap crap thats hardly discernible from cardboard.
by nirvana thing May 27, 2021
