Blumpillingous

An act in which the female seats oneself onto the toilet, and begins to move her bowels. Amidst this act their partner performs the act of cunnillingous.

So yeah, last night the wife and I did a bit of the ole blumpillingous.

by DirtyDionysus April 17, 2017

Blapped

When you get so intoxicated that you start to smell like beef jerky.

"Yo, you smell that beef jerky? Someone is blapped right now."

by blapped247 April 24, 2017

Blump Call

The act of texting while shitting.

My son just made his 4:00 blump call today.

by Wana2dmax May 3, 2017

Blapp

A nickname for blizzard + app, after Blizzard changed their app from Battle.net app.

Hey did you hear Destiny 2 is going to be available on blapp?

by FallenDemise May 23, 2017

Blumpish

Describes a big booty thats also nice looking

Damn that girls booty is blumpish

by The_only_child August 7, 2017

blappeling

When one snores with CLAPPING LIKE SOUNDS!

JUSTIN WAS SO TIRED LAST NIGHT HE WAS blappeling very loudly!

by idontcare$ August 10, 2017

blapp

The loud wet sound of super-sonic projectiles striking a fluid filled target, typically the head or chest of an adversary. It originally came to brief popularity in Quake and Half-Life text chat when describing what had just happened to your opponent.

Did you see that llamas head go? SPAS-12 was like BOOM, BLAPP! Turned him into giblets.

by BlaPp the Llama May 22, 2018