slam blasted

When you are so high your motor functions are impeded. Sentences become hard to formulate and you look cross-eyed.
Friend 1: Bro what's wrong with you, are you high?

Me: Nah bro I'm slam blasted...
by slam blasted March 22, 2020
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Vag Blasted

The act of having unprotected sex resulting in pregnancy.
Hey I heard you got vag blasted last week... when are you due?
by browndinner May 14, 2013
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Bubble Blasting

The use of bath soap, baking soda, dish soap, and /or any other liquid solution that bubbles as lubricants during sex, thus creating a foamy mess that smells like tuna.
My bitch got PTSD from bubble blasting last night. She said it reminded her too much of when her uncle tried to drown her in the tub.
by Glastic December 05, 2016
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mass blast

When you reach a cataclysmic orgasm and right as you cum the force of your orgasm blows the foreskin off of your dick and hits your partner in the face with your semen acting as an adhesive and then sends your partner flying as if you gave them a d-rock
Ratchell didn't believe me when I said I might mass blast her so when I nutted the foreskin on my dick shot off and made her go flying back.
by spine fetish64 January 11, 2019
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BLAST WIN

To do or achieve something very difficult, unexpected.
Michee: Hey, did you FC my mom...?
Raay: OH MY GOD FC ...BLAST WIN!
by CuttingHeadz. January 13, 2010
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Blast pipe

When you put a potato up your bum and push really hard
Jesse is really playing with the blast pipe tonight
by Lolwotkarnt August 15, 2016
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Blast Shat

To ferociously shoot diarrhea or shit from the anal part of your body and die.
"An old lady was driving and blast shat herself and died"
by Waisian March 30, 2017
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