bircher

Only seen at night, a bircher is a complex man who has intercourse with many women. Usually overweight, disgusting, and felonious. A bircher will somehow convince these "down on their luck" women to leave their bastard children at home at 5 a.m. to have sex with him. For some reason the way a bircher acts towards his women, makes them seek his approval at all costs. A bircher will often come home from work and have beer, cigarettes, and sometimes cash waiting for him on his doorstep. Most birchers live at home with parents, and have at least one illegitimate child. A bircher will die before ever admitting to mating with these fat fugitives. So don't bother calling him out.

Tim: Holy cow, that GIANT girl Billy fucked is approaching him at the bar.

Tony: He's IGNORING HER!!!

Tim: Haha, Birchered again!!! Billy is a son of a bitch. How does he do it?

by ten foot monster Bill Braski April 19, 2009

Bitched Out

When a male species tends to act like a female species after being frightened and or scared.

The other day we were at a party and I lit a firecracker behind steve and he Bitched Out like a sissy girl ,it was funny as hell

by troubledemon March 28, 2009

beached whale

a beached whale with a cocktail sausage is a fat guy with a very small penis!

he was like a beached whale with a cocktail sausage

by mighty triple.t November 11, 2010

bacher

to insert a dotted half note into a females vagina and a treble clef in the anus.

I bet Ms. Christman goes crazy for the bacher.

by George Alohombro May 11, 2006

Bircher Light

A nickname that is accociated with a Camel Light cigarette. The word derives from a student's surname that attended John Carroll University of, Ohio, from the years 2006-2010. He loved to smoke Camel Lights so much that eventually people started calling the cigarettes, "Bircher Lights."

"Buy me a pack of Bircher Lights."

"Smoke that cig like Bircher smokes it."

by jcubrewcrew December 30, 2007

The Bachelor

In Texas Hold'em - Having The cards J/K off suits ( NOT of the same suit). When you say it together "JacKing Off" - What a bachelor does

"The Bachelor held strong, I got lucky and flopped the broadway"

by !!Mr_Pink777 September 16, 2005

bachelor sip

to drink water directly from the faucet.

Dude 1: "Hey, you need a glass?"
Dude 2: "Nah, I'll just take a quick bachelor sip."

by facefault October 31, 2011