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Functionally Bent 

One who uses recreational (mostly non-addictive) drugs daily while maintaining an otherwise normal life.
During the 1970's, most teenagers lived a functionally bent life while doing drugs every day and attending school under the influence of those substances.
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adjective.
use to decribe a person who has achieved a state of maximum ruckus, often caused by excessive use of gear.
1. "haw man, hawww man i was fucking zoo bent at rummble!"
2. "hey mate, can I have another charge", "nahhhhh man you're fuckin' zoo bent!"
zoo bent by james macalister January 2, 2011

the "bent knuckle" affect 

It is the affect when performing intercourse and the penis is not fully erect and pliable. Usually alcohol induced.

also known as "bent knuckle"
the "bent knuckle" affect is......I went out with the boyz last night and got drunk. afterwards I hooked up with my girl and gave her the bent knuckle. thank god for K-Y and a shoe horn

Being bent over elbows to ankles 

So the Boss wants me to work Saturdays without over-time now. I gotta say I feel like I'm being bent over elbows to ankles here.

damn bent 

when you say damn straight, it means to agree or something is straight forward.
But damn bent means that something is wrong or messed up.
Person 1: yo, trump is cool
Person 2: damn bent! hes an idiot

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Person 1: look, theres will, hes cool
Person 2: damn bent, i hate him
damn bent by dyingbutthriving September 13, 2017
Getting bent over during sex or getting trashed
Wanna get bent tonight?
Get bent by Alexboob June 27, 2018