Get Bent! 

Wishing for some asshole to get pyronies disease (a bent penis)

Hey asshole, get bent!

Get Bent! by Spiderwilliams April 27, 2020

Get Bent

What a short little man says to people when he is trying to be cool. Mainly used by Italians especially those who wear glasses and live at home with mommy and daddy. Said by those who do not know how to do laundry or who have never purchased toothpaste/ toilet paper/ deodorant/ laundry detergent/ soap/ cat litter. When the small Italian says this it is because he is trying to come out of the closet. He wants you to bend over so he can enter you... anally.

scenario: he is giving everyone shit and then someone gives him some shit
Said with tears in his eyes: "get bent" waaaaahhhhh

Get Bent by Oh, I already got bent. May 25, 2009

get bent

it's like saying "go fuck yourself," because when a person MASTERBATES a lot, their penis begins to curve (or "bend")... it's what you say to someone who has nothing better to do.

"hey mike, we should go drinking tonight"
"or you could just get bent!"

get bent by beasley September 28, 2005

get bent

An infamous phrase that was generated in the world of Lineage2. Mostly said to people when they say "stop ksing," and you say it to throw them into confusion which results in them googling what it means.

"stop ksing, plizzzzz"
"get bent"

get bent by Sasha Yoko February 18, 2007

get bent

To have sex with another person of the same sex.

Hey guys, does anyone want to get bent with me?!

get bent by The Holy Father November 25, 2007

Functionally Bent 

One who uses recreational (mostly non-addictive) drugs daily while maintaining an otherwise normal life.

During the 1970's, most teenagers lived a functionally bent life while doing drugs every day and attending school under the influence of those substances.

Functionally Bent by Corvette4meus August 12, 2009

zoo bent

adjective.
use to decribe a person who has achieved a state of maximum ruckus, often caused by excessive use of gear.

1. "haw man, hawww man i was fucking zoo bent at rummble!"
2. "hey mate, can I have another charge", "nahhhhh man you're fuckin' zoo bent!"

zoo bent by james macalister January 2, 2011