beats

sucks
not cool
boring

John: I got fired from work and my wife left me.

Dave: That beats. or beats.

by sccity March 9, 2010

beats by dre

the best headphones known to man. they were made by dr. dre, and have the best sound quality known to man. they come in different colors and some versions are wireless. also the freshest (best looking) headphones to wear.

Tommy: yo are those beats by dre?
bob: yea they are AMAZING
Tommy: damn, thise are fuckin fresh to death

by suckithardson January 10, 2012

Beastamous

Also "beastamus"

Incredibly/extraordinarily awesome, exceptionally good of it's kind, uniquely impressive.

That movie was beastamous!

by missrodgers October 8, 2010

Beastaphilia

The act of of having sex with an underage animal or other such creature. Not to be confused with pedophilia or beastiality

Sir, you are under arrest for the act of beastaphilia.

by FrostyDogGaming July 10, 2018

Rank beats

Music that is well-known for its use while deficating. Good shit-taking music dude.

Until Paul had turned on the rank beats, he was having a little difficulty taking a dooper.

by Stevie Y November 10, 2004

catch beats

to receive corporal punishment or to be beaten up. Possibly West Indian in origin, used in London, England.

"Watch what's gonna happen, you're gonna catch beats when my bruvver hears about this!!" Or: "Naah man! I lost my bag, I'm gonna catch beats from my mum tonight"

by IsItThough May 18, 2009

beats

More than one masturbatory session.

"Dude! The other day, this guy was catching some serious beats in the porno theatre!"
"Ummm- you were in a porno theatre? Dude."
"Touche. But still, it was gross."

by Troupster July 10, 2003