Bananaface

Passing out far too early in Las Vegas or a comparable party scene (i.e. Mardi Gras) and having a precisely peeled banana skin draped skillfully across the face of said passer-outer as a consequence for failing miserably at holding one's shit together for a respectable amount of time. An effectively executed banana-face often results in years of humiliation and disgrace with redemption only coming for the banana-facee when the exacts revenge on his perpetrators.

Vegas leaves people bananafaced.

On you're way over can you pick up some red bull, ice and some bananas so we can bananaface Todd later?

Yo, this fucker is getting bananafaced.

Mark's cousin looks about 45 minutes away from a bananaface.

I think I'm gonna pass on this shot guys as I believe it will lead to me getting bananafaced.

Is it possible to give you all 20 bucks so as to not get inevitably bananafaced tonight?

So in Puerto Rico is it called a plantainface?

For some reason I just feel like I'm gonna wake up with a bananaface.

This guy needs a fucking bananaface to teach him a lesson.

Yo Gary, get the banana ready this fag is doneskies.

I'm scared the bananaface is gonna suffocate him.

by Tommy Hanasticks February 3, 2010

Banana republic

I remember the days when Banana Republic meant a country in Central America

Now its a clothing store that sells really nice clothes

"I'm going to Banana Republic to buy some clothes."

"Isn't that a little far just to go shopping...?"

by meh April 12, 2005

Banana Dick

When a dick curves downwards instead of upwards, and makes it easy to go down ones throat while on ones knees.

Man, it sure was easy to deep throat that Big Banana Dick-it sailed right past my tonsils!!!

by Ceejmonster December 19, 2003

Banana Nips

When you have big nipples that are dangly

Cj has huge Banana Nips!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Seth F March 21, 2006

banana offee

When one proceeds to use the peel of a banana as a masturbatory tool.

Example:

The only thing better then the banana split I had last night was the banana offee right after.

by frootfoocker August 23, 2011

Banana suit

slang: a condom
Literally: a banana peel
An oft unused phrasing for a banana peel is a banana suit. The sheathing of a phallic shape gave rise to the slang usage meaning a condom.

I was going to have sex last night, but I forgot to bring my banana suit with me. Next time I'll be prepared.

by ARFintern July 13, 2012

banana bj deepthroat

The act of measuring your own erect penis and shoving that amount of banana down your throat. Used to determine if you could give yourself a deepthroat bj.

Person 1: dude did you try the banana bj deepthroat?
Person 2: not yet.
Person 1: bruh, stop being so gay and do it already.

by sarcasticunion August 28, 2014