Dung Beetle

...an organism that can get more followers on facebook than Glenn Beck...

...I saw on live news feed that two of my facebook friends had joined a facebook group supporting the proposition that the Dung Beetle can get more followers on facebook than Glenn Beck...

by Little Hink February 17, 2010

beethoven

The best composer this world has ever seen, or will ever see again, save for Mozart.

It doesn't get much better than Beethoven's 9th.

by Vyryn May 26, 2004

Beetlejizz

Standing in front of a full body mirror while masturbating and cumming on the mirror so that it looks like you are cumming all over yourself. On your last 3 strokes, you should say 'Beetlejizz! Beetlejizz! Beetlejizz!'

This is, of course, based on the popular Winona Ryder movie 'Beetlejuice'.

Josh was trying to pull off the Beetlejizz in his room but his mom walked in while he was saying 'Beetlejizz!' for the 3rd time and ended up cumming all over her.

by jeffreybruce June 5, 2009

beetle-bonnet

also known as the beetle hood

i like to eat beetle hoods

by Barnaldo the Chez January 5, 2005

beetledick

Extremely small penis

Brigitte was so disappointed when she saw her boyfriend David's beetledick.

by Laurie N May 9, 2008

BeetleBoy

The art of fucking up everything you do

Oh no he's gone and done a BeetleBoy

by Jaxaarr April 1, 2009

The Beethoven

When a male is being ridden by a female and the male cums first. The female gets so angry that she pins the male down and shakes the semen out of her vagina onto the males chest. It is named so because it looks like a St. Bernard is slobbering all over the males chest when it happens.

Andy: So how did it go last night man?
Billy: Not so good, I came first and she gave me The Beethoven

by Southbound Soul May 31, 2014