Douche Baguette

A person of French or French Canadian descent who, while slumming in another part of the world, will constantly tell you how much better, cleaner, more sophisticated or civilized their country of origin is. Often insists on using undecipherable colloquial terms to the point of justifiable homicide. ex-calling napkins serviettes.

Jean-Luc orders Molson beer at every bar we go to then gives the server an attitude when they don't have it. He's a douche baguette of Alan Thicke proportions.
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by Haute Pepper September 14, 2011

Soggy Baguette

noun
noun: soggy baguette; plural noun: soggy baguettes

1. vulgar slang

- a term for erectile dysfunction.

I though Jared had a foot-long submarine sandwich, but all he had was a soggy baguette.

by YellowSwordtail July 27, 2017

Christian Bale it

To run away from something, requiring speed and whits.

They guy shouted out of his window because my friend took something out of the skip, so we had to Christian Bale it.

by Dakamslam June 1, 2011

Christian Bale

Best actor ever. He is talented enough to perform roles so diverse that go from the yuppie killer Patrick Bateman in American Psycho, passing through Batman and the junkie ex-boxer Dickie Englund in The Fighter, which gave him an Oscar.

When Christian Bale screams "Do I look like a cop!!!" in Batman Begins. Most badass line saying ever.

by Superpimp01 January 7, 2012

Balde

A massive black talented football player who kicks fuck out of anyone he plays against. A legend.

Very similar to a Sutton.

"Yaassss, Balde just poleaxed Barry again. Look he can't even get up. What a dick."

by BuckfastTonicWine April 21, 2003

Christian Bale

Extremely talented actor who, as some may remember, sang about Santa Fe in Newsies way back in 1992. Then he turned badass and shot the shit out of Hugh Jackman in the Prestige. If Public Enemies with him and Johnny Depp isn't going to be one of the best movies ever, I will retire from watching movies.

"Feed me a stray cat"-ATM Machine
(I think I would have)
"Santa Fe, are you there? Do you swear you wont forget me?"- Christian Bale

by yorgletorlge December 22, 2008

Douche Baguette

A thin loaf of french bread that a woman inserts in her vaginal canal for purposes of enhancing her pleasure and its flavor for dinner later.

Lets eat a douche baguette for dinner tonight.

by Dr. Random May 20, 2009