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push-up balls

When the scrotum becomes so tight that it pushes up the flaccid penis, causing it to resemble a semi.

May occur under conditions such as cold temperature, strenuous physical activity, or extreme anxiousness.
Josh: Dude your dick is sticking out in your sweatpants, do you have a semi?

Drew: Nah bro, I've got push-up balls.
by Manmess November 23, 2013
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Random crits are fair and balanced

a popular key bind to be used in the game chat in tf2 (team fortress 2) used when a person is random critted, and usually killed because of a crit.
person 1 get's killed by person 2 with random crit

person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up
by st. ego February 4, 2021
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Christian Bale Syndrome

1)When someone looks exactly the same now as when they did when they were young or a child.

2)someone who does not seem to age (aka Patrick Swayze syndrome)
"yo man, did you see john's baby pictures?"
"Ya, he totally has Christian Bale Syndrome!"

other celebrities include Doogie Howser(NPH), Michael j fox, and Patrick Swayze.
by SammyKraft April 16, 2009
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balogun

Means war head or father at war. A royal name given to a village's war head. Can't be defeated or conquered. Derived from Yoruba land (Baba logun-father at war) = (Balogun).. Not an ordinary name to toy with
That young agile man is the son of the Balogun of this kingdom. He's just as brace as the Balogun himself
by Balo Pablo March 18, 2017
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Balkaran

Balkaran is very brave n kind guy. He has a great leadership quality.
by Blkrnmanu February 19, 2020
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Pee is stored in the balls

Scientific research conducted by Dr Sum Tin Wong says:

pee is stored in the balls because the balls are nearer to the thing than the kidneys

pee is also deposited more often in to the toilet than cum into woman

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remember pee is stored in the balls
by Saint Marcellin Champagnat March 25, 2019
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Ball play

When you play with a guys balls sometimes while sucking his dick other times there's no dick sucking included

Balls dick head giving head playing with balls ballplay
Amanda: do you like ball play?
Josh:yeah you can suck on them if you want
by GemmaRose November 7, 2015
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