butt brisket

A term used to define a particularly large and/or volatile bowel movement. Butt briskets are almost always preceded by several minutes or even hours of intestinal noises. Sometimes the butt brisket is so large that you can actually feel it as it move through your intestines.

When the butt brisket reaches your rectum, it causes the feeling that you are about to uncontrollably shit your pants and forces you to find the nearest toilet, coffee can, bush, etc.

Butt briskets often come out in the form of explosive diarrhea and are sometimes accompanied by jalepeno asshole.

NOTE: not to be confused with butt biscuit

I got a big ol' beefy butt brisket brewing.

by EricTheRed November 20, 2004

Butt sucking indian giver

Well the term "indian giver" means you give something to someone, or do something, then you take it back, or demand for the same. So, butt sucking indian giver means.... well, use your imagination

Brian says to nick; "shut up! you butt sucking indian giver!"

by Farmer Joe1234567890 December 2, 2009

butt breathing

the act of which you bend over, letting air pass freely in and out of your butt hole.

Ariel was really gassy, so she tried butt breathing to relieve herself.

by jjoinky February 1, 2010

butt sex

bending a girl over and putting it in here but and make her scream in pleasure.

I put it in my girls but when she bent over to pull down her pants

by steve March 14, 2005

Butt burrito

when you use someone's butt cheeks as a tortilla and fill in their ass crack with burrito fillings--pinto beans, shredded chicken, salsa, sour cream, and perhaps a special sauce from their anus-- and then eat it.

Timothy was upset that Tina's butt burrito didn't have sour cream in it, but he ate it out of her ass crack any way.

by chimericfalcon September 2, 2010

Butt Tucket

When you accidentally take a dump then squeeze your butt cheeks to stop the flow.

"Man, Im so happy that i pulled a butt tucket maneuver so, my pants wouldn't fill up with feces!"

by Koch Master June 20, 2009

butt pee

When your poo has the consistency of pee.

After drinking a case of Old Milwaukee, Jeff had a serious case of butt pee.

by Erock April 6, 2004