Bruce Springsteen

A beer cocktail made by adding a shot of Meaghers apricot brandy to a glass of beer.

Simanto: I'd pay 20 scoots for a Bruce Springsteen right now.
GWAR: I know, I ain't leavin' 'til I gets me the best beer cocktail ever.
Simanto: Stop talking like a fag GWAR.

by lord_gold September 27, 2008

joseph bruce

The real name of rapper Violent J from the infamous rap group, the Insane Clown Posse, one of the greatest rap groups pf all fuckin time

"Hey, man your joseph bruce, the original juggalo"

by TheIrishRiddler January 24, 2009

Pulling a Bruce

The act of vomiting on oneself after getting out of the shower and then immediately getting back in the shower, and possibly vomiting again.

I got so shitfaced last night, I was pulling a Bruce all morning.

by DongSlaw June 2, 2017

Bruce Hangover

Waking up the day after a Bruce Springsteen concert with a headache and no voice. It is a direct result of singing Born to Run way too loud.

<Guy 1> Dude, you wanna do something today?
<Guy 2> No, total Bruce hangover.

by bossfan November 2, 2012

raging bruce

An engorged and purpling male erection, caused by zip tying the base of the penis in a display of dominance.
Also known as 'brucing out'.

"Man, I almost picked up this 10/10 last night. I was so close to sealing the deal when some dude whipped out a raging bruce and stared me down. I was humiliated. Security even asked me to leave."

by s3ctur September 26, 2017

L-Bruced

Being "L-Bruced", "Bruced", or "The Lenny Bruce Effect" is a modern slang coming from the oppression of stand up comics and free speech by US courts in 1964. To be "L-Bruced" can mean:
1. The negative result of a technically accurate story, or series of events, being told without context; resulting in a grievous misunderstanding.
2. When someone tells a story in such a way that the innocent look guilty.
3. If you "go for the joke" and get choked out by a cop from behind.

1. "Please don't set that on fire. . . I can't believe you are gonna let me get L-Bruced on my own Wedding night by that biatch bridesmaid with the fat hair"
2. "Actually officer, in the moonlight, with that hat and gun you do kind of. . .uuuurrrgghg *coff* uuurrggnnnhh".

by J.J.R. January 11, 2015

Bruce Lees

Erect Nipples. A play on Bruce Lee being a "hard Nip". Probably first used in the Viz magazine's Roger's Profanisaurus.

It was such a cold day I could see Carla's Bruce Lees through her blouse.

by Alexmate November 9, 2018