Cyber-Bollocking

When you get told off by your parents/guardians on facebook or other social networking site.

Hey, Mike! Your mum just gave you a cyber-bollocking on your wall!

by Jiminator October 7, 2010

Swamp Bollock

A testicle (Bollock) that becomes attached to the inner-thigh, often due to hygiene mismanagement, that condemns a man to discomfort and entanglement until shower time.

Man, I need a shower like, right now, as this Swamp Bollock is giving me jip.

by Spoon-El of Krypton September 5, 2016

Egg Bollock

When a slightly off egg, causing no gastric discomfort, instead gives the sufferer a pain in the bollocks.

"I regret eating those 12 eggs for breakfast, now I've got terrible egg bollock"

by smith.spark March 9, 2019

almighty bollocking

A beating so intense that you can almost see God. Queen Elizabeth gave such a beating to her grandson, Prince William, after he chased his cousin Zara into a lamppost which almost fell on her.

She came charging in and gave us the most almighty bollocking. I had learned to be careful in how I play.

by lodakabal September 17, 2022

cock and bullocks

Fancy way to say cock and balls. Youtuber GradeAUnderA prefers to use this term in place of the former.

"That old man is exposing his bloody cock and bullocks,' Grade shouted.

by sirkuspig June 2, 2016

bollocksing

To get yelled at or told off or reprimanded for something you have done wrong. Or know you have done wrong.

"my mum is going to give me a right bollocksing when I get home for being out late."

by markymarkmarkenage August 27, 2008

bollock wallet

A bollock wallet is the skin that you have around bollocks unless youve got a clunge obviously. also known as ballbag, scrotum, sack, ham pouch.

"Fuk me, i shaved my bollock wallet last nite m8 n its itchin like fuck... never again dave "

by carl dave, jonesy dave May 24, 2008