Fire alarm

To open a girls pussy lips, and pour hot sauce inside until she screams

I gave Tiffany quite the fire alarm yesterday

by Anthony5344 June 16, 2017

Four Legged Alarm System

A large breed dog such as a German Shepherd, Rottweiler, Doberman, Pit Bull, etc. that will foil an attempt to burglarize your house by making a chew toy out of said burglar. Ninety Nine times out of a hundred, the sight and sound of the four legged alarm system on the other side of the door would be more than enough to deter a potential burglar into looking elsewhere for an easy target. The four legged alarm system can also double as a car alarm as well personal protection against muggers and\or rapists while walking alone in the dark. Highly effective when the four legged alarm system is given a junkyard dog name such as "Scraps" or "Tiny".

I live in a crummy neighborhood but I've never been robbed since I've been here, because I have a four legged alarm system, a 130 pound German Shepherd that barks and growls fiercely at anyone with dark skin that walks by!

by Jay Dog February 3, 2010

WTF Alarm

Something you pull, mentally, when you realize that something that is happening to you, to a friend or some random person is totally crazy

Dude 1: Hey man. You hear about that guy who wanted to date a 18 year old?
Dude 2: No. What about him?
Dude 1: Man is 80 fucking years old.
Dude 2: Damn. Time to pull the WTF alarm on that.

by Randomtwit January 9, 2011

Alarm Cock

A full bladder that tends to wake you up in morning.

My alarm cock woke me up at 5 this morning; maybe I should get my prostate checked.

by Darren O'Donnell October 11, 2008

Alarm Clock

The biggest gay. Let's start every day by being attacked and annoyed! Yeeeet

Gerald woke to his alarm clock blaring. In frustrating he beat his gurl Carol who was sleeping in the closet because she made herself a toaster strudel and didnt make one for Gerald. What a hoe she is.

Carol and Gerald don't only use their alarm clock to signal waking up but they also use it to tell them when to 'go to bed' of you know what I mean ;)

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 11, 2019

robot alarm clock

The alarm clock of the future.

Stupid alarm clock! Malfunctioning again! You're supposed to serve humanity!

by lunar April 4, 2003

Alarm Clock Dildo

Where a woman awakens with a orgasm, simply by setting the dildo into her pussy, setting the time to be awoken, and soon wakes up with an amazing orgasm. Men can also use them by inserting them in the ass.

Man! Alarm Clock Dildo's are cheap!!

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003