1. When someone says something so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
2. When a situation is so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
Note: Awkward Starfishing may also happen when seeing someone you did not want to see.
2. When a situation is so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
Note: Awkward Starfishing may also happen when seeing someone you did not want to see.
Guy #1: You're so attractive.
Guy #2: *Awkward Starfishing*
Girl #1: I hate Girl #2!
Girl #2: *Girl #2 is standing right behind Girl #1*
Girl #1: Awkward Starfishing
*Sees ex, Awkward Starfishing*
Guy #2: *Awkward Starfishing*
Girl #1: I hate Girl #2!
Girl #2: *Girl #2 is standing right behind Girl #1*
Girl #1: Awkward Starfishing
*Sees ex, Awkward Starfishing*
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An act performed when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness. The act involves positioning your hand between the legs of anyone sitting nearby with a flat palm and slapping the hand rapidly between the thighs of the chosen person. This supposedly represents a Salmon struggling out of water.
Usually screaming "Awkward Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.
This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.
Usually screaming "Awkward Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.
This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.
XXX: Hey have you heard about that... thing i heard.... about?
YYY:......
XXX:.....
ZZZ: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'XXX' and begins slapping. '
ZZZ: AWKWARD SALMON LOL
XXX:.....
YYY:.....
ZZZ:.....
YYY:......
XXX:.....
ZZZ: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'XXX' and begins slapping. '
ZZZ: AWKWARD SALMON LOL
XXX:.....
YYY:.....
ZZZ:.....
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Presentation of the award is accompanied with surprise and confusion caused by flashing lights and the cheers of the prepared. The award is never the same, but is most often a delicious food object, or an object of little monetary value.
Presentation follows a pattern thusly:
Presentation of the award is accompanied with surprise and confusion caused by flashing lights and the cheers of the prepared. The award is never the same, but is most often a delicious food object, or an object of little monetary value.
Presentation follows a pattern thusly:
*Andrew, the accomplice, flashes lights*
Jake: "DOGMA!!!! AHHHH"
*mass confusion and awe in the crowd of competitors*
Jake: "The Dogma Award this week goes to one who has shown TENACITY, GUMPTION, they REMAINED CURIOUS, and GOT what they GAVE! The prize this week is a NATURE VALLEY BAR taped to a NECTARINE!!!!"
*Jake proceeds to show off physical prize*
Jake: "The award goes to... Drew!!"
*Mass applause*
Jake: "DOGMA!!!! AHHHH"
*mass confusion and awe in the crowd of competitors*
Jake: "The Dogma Award this week goes to one who has shown TENACITY, GUMPTION, they REMAINED CURIOUS, and GOT what they GAVE! The prize this week is a NATURE VALLEY BAR taped to a NECTARINE!!!!"
*Jake proceeds to show off physical prize*
Jake: "The award goes to... Drew!!"
*Mass applause*
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by higgins & steckel January 1, 2006
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2.) causing or feeling embarrassment or inconvenience
3.) not smooth or graceful; ungainly
An EXTREMELY over-used word, used mainly by immature kids in their early teenage years, to define an ironic or embarrassing moment. Very few of these kids actually know the meaning of the word, and use it so quantitatively for any circumstance that in their minds, everything is 'awkward'. Some like to add their own spunk to the word, resulting in disasters such as 'awk sauce' and even 'awklate milk'.
2.) causing or feeling embarrassment or inconvenience
3.) not smooth or graceful; ungainly
An EXTREMELY over-used word, used mainly by immature kids in their early teenage years, to define an ironic or embarrassing moment. Very few of these kids actually know the meaning of the word, and use it so quantitatively for any circumstance that in their minds, everything is 'awkward'. Some like to add their own spunk to the word, resulting in disasters such as 'awk sauce' and even 'awklate milk'.
"That awkward moment when your friends tell your crush how much you talk about him."
"Thats a nice glass of awklate milk, bro."
"Yeah buddy."
"So today I texted my friend, and they didn't text back."
"Woah dude, that's so awk..."
"I know."
"Thats a nice glass of awklate milk, bro."
"Yeah buddy."
"So today I texted my friend, and they didn't text back."
"Woah dude, that's so awk..."
"I know."
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