sophie's choice award

The unfortunate winning decision of an impossibly difficult choice between two unbearable options.

And the Sophie's Choice Award goes to......... A punch to the face! It looked for a minute like he was going to go with the baseball bat to the scrotal area.

by buster3535 July 25, 2014

Ternion-all-powerful Award

The ultimate waste of money for the ultimate waste of time known as Reddit.

I got the Ternion-all-powerful Award on my Reddit post, jokes on the poor sap that spent the $125 to give it to me.

by Pvt. Blizz February 5, 2021

Wholesome Seal Award

Contrary to it's name, the Wholesome Seal Award is a reddit award mostly given to, not wholesome and heartwarming posts, but the most fucked up things you could imagine.

person 1- yo i just got a Wholesome Seal Award on my reddit post!!!
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...

by Yousnes Mkalki February 10, 2021

Awardal

(a-ward-ul)

verb.

1. To be awarded a project or job that you put a biddal on. Usually used by the most experienced salesman in the construction industry.

The project Awardal will go to the lowest bidder.

by BiddalMaster August 18, 2014

the nicky t award

a prize awarded to the biggest shandy ass, the lazyiest bitch and the most uneventful, cartoon collecting teenager...who cant be assed walking 20 yards to the pub.

congratulations, you've won tonights nicky t award for being a little bitch

by spoof June 7, 2003

Awardising

When Singapore parents proudly (or boastfully) display their child’s “academic achievement” or “leadership or volunteering award” on Facebook to tell the world how “exam-smart,” “inspiring,” or “caring” he or she is—or maybe to boost their own fragile egos.

Besides showcasing on social media the exotic food they’ve partaken of, or the branded goods they’ve purchased, during their overseas trips, few vain Singaporeans would miss awardising their children’s school achievements, desiring to get dozens of likes from friends and fans.

by MathPlus May 3, 2018

The Patrick Star award

An award you give to somebody who has done absolutely nothing for longer than anyone else.

Joe Biden should be given the Patrick Star award in honor of his presidency, since he has truly done absolutely nothing for longer than anyone else has. Joey and Patrick are also about on the same level intellectually.

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022