Freudian Autocorrect

When your spellchecker writes what your subconscious mind is thinking.

Person 1: "Sure, I'd love to cock with you."

Person 1: "Cook! I meant cook!"

Person 2: "That was definitely a Freudian autocorrect."

by Disentropy April 27, 2020

The Automatic

1) The most annoying band of 2006 so far

2) Creators of the ever tedious song 'Monster'

3) The worst thing to come out of Wales since Charlotte Church

A-"I hate The Automatic"
B-"They're ok..."
A-"I'm disowning you."

by Edddd August 29, 2006

Automoton

The word you use when you are fed up with 'Your mom! Your face!' type conflicts. It automatically shuts down the argument.

Person 1: Hey, you're dumb.
Person 2: Your FACE is dumb!
Person 1: Your MOM is dumb!
Person 2: Your MOM'S FACE is dumb!
Person 1: Your BUTT is dumb!
Person 2: Your MOM'S BUTT is dumb!
Person 1: Your DOG is dumb!
Person 2: AUTOMOTON!
Person 1: Dammit.

by Ktee May 7, 2005

automagically

something happening without doing something else to make it happen

sarah: oh my god, she passed the test!
beth: obviously she passed it automagically, she's the teacher's favourite student!

by melziiee July 7, 2008

autocorrect

The process by which the male of the species will spontaneously relieve himself of excess reproductive fluids in times of inappropriate opportunities.

After Bob had been offshore for 3 1/2 months his body shifted to autocorrect mode and he woke up in a puddle of jizz.

by Hammer219 June 22, 2011

Automatic Boner

A boner that happens when david tells mickeys mom theirs no seat belts in their pool.

Mickey got an auto boner from boner boner boner

Automatic Boner in my mouth

by AUTO BONER August 20, 2011

automagically

A phrase used by Mr. Venier, a teacher at Glendale High School, because he is too intellectually impared to think up a word for something that astounds the senses.

Mr. Venier : Stick the marshmallow in the microwave, give it two minutes, and automagically, it explodes!
Student: Isn't there some sort of electromagnetic radiation behind that?
Mr. Venier: I don't know. It's just an automagical process!

by Hitler of Grammatical Nazi's February 13, 2005