asshat

stupid customer, idiotic customer, no common sense customer and most of all the worst fuckin customer in the world

customers are fuckin asshats

by annakendrick302 June 7, 2020

Assatchel

A person that has no meaning to you and you have disowned and or exiled from at least a radius of 200 hundred feet from whatever space your occupying. and or a fuckboy named ...(place fuckboys name here)

That fuckboy ( inserts for boys named here)
He did me grimy he's such an assatchel

by Sosickofmyself November 28, 2020

ASSCRATER

Noun: Similar to an ASSHOLE but much more extreme.

Dick and Virgina Johnson constantly receive the "ASSCRATER of the Party" award due to their rude and selfish behavior toward other people!

by Dr. Real Nasty January 24, 2023

Asshat injun sailor Jew hat

Blue or white hats that children under 13 would wear from 1950-1980. These children were usually expected to help mom cook and clean or do hard labor. They were often beaten if they didn’t do it.

Dad in 1969: Son, don’t forget to put your asshat injun sailor Jew hat on before school.
Son: I won’t father.

by Braydong44 October 19, 2023

asscandle

Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.

My house is decorated with asscandles.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003

asscake

clever way of saying someone is an asshole. i mean seriously why say asshole thats so mainstream. and cake is more fun sounding than hole... heh

mr poo: i love you
captain jesus: shut up asscake

by friendlyostalker November 9, 2008

asshat

a person who covers, or surrounds an ass, in the process taking on the persona, and the characteristics of an ass.

1.)The asshat at the bank kept bothering me for change.

2.) can you believe that asshat? he nearly dropped my pizza.

by L-Dagz October 25, 2008