Faux Anal is a sex act that must be performed with a female with long hair who does not allow her male partner to have anal sex with her.
To perform the female partner lies naked on her back. She then lifts her hair up and over her head and covers her face, neck and upper chest. This gives the appearance that she is actually laying on her back and looking at the back of her head. The male partner then has vaginal intercourse while in this position during which time he uses his imagination that he is actually having anal sex .
To perform the female partner lies naked on her back. She then lifts her hair up and over her head and covers her face, neck and upper chest. This gives the appearance that she is actually laying on her back and looking at the back of her head. The male partner then has vaginal intercourse while in this position during which time he uses his imagination that he is actually having anal sex .
Wayne: Hey Braaaa! Did you ever get your girlfriend to let you pound her poop shoot?
Leroy: No Braaaaa! But I got a work around.
Wayne: How's that?
Leroy: She lets me perform Faux Anal.
Wayne: You got a great imagination Braaaaa.
Leroy: No Braaaaa! But I got a work around.
Wayne: How's that?
Leroy: She lets me perform Faux Anal.
Wayne: You got a great imagination Braaaaa.
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If you were to ever obtain one of these you are a dirty s.o.b and need to stop having anal sex ASAP!
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Jeff.... You're gay
Kyle.... You're a cum dumpster
Jeff....You're a failed abortion!
Kyle.... Oh yeah? welll You're a CUM INFESTED ANAL WART!
Jeff....well.....dude what the hell you're discusting
Kyle.... You're a cum dumpster
Jeff....You're a failed abortion!
Kyle.... Oh yeah? welll You're a CUM INFESTED ANAL WART!
Jeff....well.....dude what the hell you're discusting
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Anal Sex is....
1) Something your mother is good at.
2) Dirty. That's why it's so good.
3) Something you'd gladly tell your friends you've done, but your girlfriend or wife would never tell a living soul.
4) What makes us all feel like porn stars.
5) Something your girlfriend or wife finds painful even if you have a small penis.
6) Something that requires a LOT OF LUBE.
7) Something that requires a condom. Unless you want what your wife or girlfriend had for their breakfast the day before on the end of your penis.
8) Smelly. See #2
9) Gives you entertainment afterwards by watching your girlfriend or wife's anus close.
10) Something that makes you erect just thinking about. Just like 99% of the men are just now reading this.
Anal Sex is....
1) Something your mother is good at.
2) Dirty. That's why it's so good.
3) Something you'd gladly tell your friends you've done, but your girlfriend or wife would never tell a living soul.
4) What makes us all feel like porn stars.
5) Something your girlfriend or wife finds painful even if you have a small penis.
6) Something that requires a LOT OF LUBE.
7) Something that requires a condom. Unless you want what your wife or girlfriend had for their breakfast the day before on the end of your penis.
8) Smelly. See #2
9) Gives you entertainment afterwards by watching your girlfriend or wife's anus close.
10) Something that makes you erect just thinking about. Just like 99% of the men are just now reading this.
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"Sorry I'm late, my darling. I went to see your mother and ended up having anal sex with her"
"Hello? I'm sorry, I can't come into work today. I had anal sex last night for the first time and I'm finding it hard to sit down"
"Sorry I'm late, my darling. I went to see your mother and ended up having anal sex with her"
"Hello? I'm sorry, I can't come into work today. I had anal sex last night for the first time and I'm finding it hard to sit down"
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