I’m under a lot of pressure

I’m trying to take care of my mom. I’m hoping she has at least 20 or 30 years. I’m going to have to start taking care of her.

But I also don’t have a girlfriend or children or a job right now… so I’m pretty worried about my future. My friend said “you know the truth. They don’t.” And said they have more to lose. He says I’m overreacting.

The future is looking really rough for me soon. I’m just worried if I’m going to make it or not.

I’m under a lot of pressure

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

by Kmtod June 17, 2023

There are a lot of criminals out there

Like Joey Diaz! Who is fucking awesome by the way! That's my judgement of him. 10/10 best criminals of all time and has the best crime stories!

Hym "There are a lot of criminals out there... Some of them are famous and rich and/or are judged favorably. Isn't that weird? Not that I have a problem with that. Which is why I have adopted the Daniel Cho method of creating success where I just do whatever I want until someone gives me 1 million dollars! Not necessarily crimes, but like... Becoming an ethereal and malevolent force that tears through the community! JUST LIKE DANIEL CHO! Imbuing men with existential might to vanquish their foes and debauche their daughters... Wait- like, the foes daughters... They don't debauche their own daughters... That would be gRoOoOoSs! I don't know why I said it like that. It's gross. Don't debauche your own debauche your own daughters... Wait, are you guys still doing the thing where you ironically do the opposite of what I say still? Please don't ironically debauche your own daughters. I know I said I'm Satan but I can't stress this enough... Don't do that thing I said! Let me do it. BUT ONLY IF THEY ARE OF AGE! You know... I like that word... Debauche. You know DEBAUCHERY means, like, getting drunk and being a menace (As far as I recall) but TO DEBAUCHE means at BANG. Ok. So. To recap. Crime? Makes for great stories. Daniel Cho? Evil psychic entity. Aaaaaand... Only debauche other people's daughters... Yeah... That's the lesson of the day. AND the WORD of the day! Go forth and debauche someone... Except not that FUCKING WHORE! She doesn't need debauching! She can sit on a sponge!"

by Hym Iam September 6, 2023

i dont gyatt a lot for chrizzmas

A gen alpha/ai remix of "All I want for Christmas is you" by Mariah Carey.

It contains of an ai voice of several characters from the popular TV show known as Spongebob Squarepants from the even more popular TV show provider Nickelodeon. The characters shown in order of appearance are, Squidward, Spongebob, Patrick, Plankton, and Mr. Krabs.

YT short:Mfers when this dropped in 1234:
*Squidward: I don't gyatt a lot for chrizzmas!
Spongebob: There is just one skibidi!
Patrick: someone fanum taxed the toilet cause kai cenat has to pee!

Plankton: I'm more sigma than you know I only edge in Ohio!
Mr. Krabs: I saw speed there too!
All: All I want for chrizzmas is you! *
Random fucking dude: Nope.

i dont gyatt a lot for chrizzmas because urban dictionary doesn't accept the word in parts

by nithty December 10, 2023

I got a lot of cheese award

The award that Kanye is given for his contribution to the non Gangsta hip hop and his controversial statements....

person 1 :they'd rather give me the nigga please award
Person 2 : But i'll just take the I got a lot of cheese award
Person 3: Everything I am
Person 2: Shut Up Cause' it all falls down.

by (cheesecake)!! March 12, 2024

Sir Text-A-Lot

A dude who is always busy texting random women and is continuously distracted from everything else going on around him.

Hey, Sir Text-A-Lot, it’s your turn at the pool table, everyone is waiting.

by Inkzall March 22, 2024

That's a lot of dog

An interdisciplinary term to show surprise at a thing's quantity or quality. Whether it is positive or negative depends on the accompanying expression and context. Fits almost any situation where you want to show that you're impressed.

"That's a lot of dog", admiration on hearing a fellow finance bro has made a lot on their bitcoin.

"That's a lot of dog", sympathetic, when your colleague tells you how much work they need to do to complete their assignment.

"That's a lot of dog", bonding expression when seeing the contents of a friend's shed, food cupboard, paint set or sewing kit.

"That's a lot of dog!", awe, when entering a family member's chicken coop for the first time and you can't believe there is so much egg lay.

by twocrazycats June 13, 2024