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Allah Visa Swipe

The Allah Visa Swipe is a sexual manouvere referring to Asians immigrating into Europe illegally. It is when the male of the relationship excretes onto a plastic card, often their Visa (hence the name) and then swipes it between the breasts and bottom-cheeks of the lady (or man). It is a way of visually representing the way immigrants take the piss (or shit) out of our country and take advantage of how desperate we are, we actually let them shit on our society and then rub it around by telling their friends and family back home, thus spreading the shit everywhere.
The man running the corner shop receives a payment via visa, however the PIN code checker is not working so in order to make sure the visa is legal (possibly ironic) he pulls down his trousers, takes a shit on the card, and swipes it down the lady's clevage. She just got Allah Visa Swiped.
by Leg End May 7, 2008
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Allah

Christian call God and we muslim call Allah because we believe that Allah is One! there is neither plural nor feminine or masculine. and why do we muslim call Him Allah but not God because there is faminie to God which is Godess and even plural to God which is Godess. We even dont prefer Lord because this word can also be used in plural sense which is Lords. where as Allah has no such issue. Simple!
2ndly there is no such thing that when people call Allah it means bomb blast LOL i wonder how can people interpret it like this.
I believe in Allah
by Rambail June 6, 2011
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Allah Hu Akbar

An arabic phrase, known as the Takbir. Directly translates to "Allah is Greatest" (Or God is the Greatest).
The imam recited Allah Hu Akbar, and the prayer commenced.
by Cloth Talk November 28, 2017
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Allah

Allah is the word god in arabic and is the god for the muslims
There is no God other than Allah
by Ellis Bell - Emily Bronte January 16, 2019
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Allah Bomb

A term coined by Strype to, in a racist way, poke fun at suicide bombing. Allah translates to God, so when a Christian like Timothy McVeigh does something similar, I guess he'd call it a God Bomb.

Suicide bombing is not limited to Muslims, as they did not invent that tactic, nor were they the first to use it. It is simply a tactic devised due to lack of other weaponry, since the US is leaving no room for fighting back.
You racist bastard, Allah Bomb is not the right word.

Oh, Phil, so Allah Bomb is just the 'American' way to say suicide bomb!
by AbsolutBassist February 10, 2006
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Allah Ackbar

It is the corrupted pronounication of the name of a chain of bars in Iraq. The correct name is All the Heck Bar.
Let's have a drink at Allah Ackbar tonight after shooting those bloody xmericxxs
by BS June 21, 2004
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Allahu Akbaru

White boi: Yo man! What are those? Bombs?
Jap: Yis, dis is bombsu...Allahu Akbaru!
by BakaYarou October 5, 2016
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