Alexa

Don’t get fooled by Alexa. She may seem sweet but she is a total crackhead!!😂☠️

#alexa

by Definitions964 December 1, 2019

Alexa

A really kind and loving person who forever will have a forever child inside her. She will always make you laugh and you can fall in love instantly. But has tough skin so don't mess with her she is also independent

Alexa your great thanks for being my friend

by Luka Moran November 24, 2021

Alexa

i see you elf king

example
frick you Lexi(Alexa)

by sovereign of groans and sighs April 16, 2021

Alexa

People with the names Alexa are usually very tall with multiple beauty/birth marks. They're rather quiet and only have 2 close friends. Once you get to know them their less awkward. Alexas mostly have short brown hair and greenish blueish eyes that are the reason to many conflicts. Are they green or blue? Not even Alexas know themselves. Alexas are usually Russian and mostly have a difficult last name that no one can pronounce. Apart from all that Alexas are totally gnarly dude.

Yo check out my friend Alexa!
Yo that's cool bruh

by M_K123 December 31, 2023

Alexa Taylor

Alexa is such an important person in my life, and could possibly change yours as well. She’s so beautiful and smart. She constantly makes me feel better and I’m very thankful for her, and everything she does for me. She’s saved me in ways she doesn’t even know, and has been able to help me as a person. I don’t know where I would be without her. I love Alexa

Someone-Are you single?
M.K.- No I’m with Alexa Taylor

by Maze0414 November 23, 2021

Alexa

A girl who would have been a 10/10 but she said waffles are better then pancakes

Person 1: you see that girl over there, she’s Alexa I really like her

Average human being: I don’t fuck with her, she’s a pancake hater

by AidsGhost December 8, 2023

Alexa

Alexa is physically beautiful but she is an emotional and psychological vampire who will erode your soul with her increasingly difficult demands. At first it seems like you're the luckiest guy in the world to have her in your life but in the end your friends pity you and you've alienated your family in your never-ending efforts to make Alexa's life easier and you'll be left with no feelings of self worth because you will have given everything to Alexa. When you reflect back on it you realize even the sex was one sided. You gave her orgasms and every muscle, including your tongue, has a charlie horse, and she never even said, "Thank you." In fact, the best thing she ever said to you was, "Awwww you were cute. I almost came. I'm sure you'll do better next time." Then she started texting someone on her phone and you went home with blue balls and a boner that felt unworthy. You only felt the slightest bit of redemption when you saw her on pornchub licking an old man's cum off a toilet seat.

Alexa is hot as F bro, but run as fast as you can in the other direction or she'll destroy your sense of who you were hoping to become.

by Rosemarysbaby666 September 12, 2021