After

Probably the best fanfiction ever. Like, ever. It's amazing and even if you think One Direction is the faggiest band in the world, you have to admit that after reading After 1, 2, and 3, you have completely lost your innocence, sense of direction, and mind all at once. Anna Todd is a magical miracle worker and her writing skills make white girls all over the world scream and pant. I think I've made my point. :)

I told my friend to read After over the week and she came up to me on Monday and said to me "Jesus Christ, bless the author of this book, for she needs Jesus"

by Taylah :) June 10, 2014

Crappily Ever after

Crappily Ever After is kinda like Happily Ever After, except the opposite...

Look at those two, shacking up and all, they are destined to live Crappily Ever After..

by kabLeo2 December 8, 2012

Aeterno

A cynical, sarcastic, code monkey Admin. He's the no nonsense, code expert that won't hesitate to smack some common sense into you. He fights against things like stupidity and poor grammar daily. He is generally sporting a paper fan, with a furry black boredom atop his head. He's an anti-social creature that can only be seen civilly speaking to intelligent people, ie his clone HellsAngel

Aeterno hates all of you... alot.

by KeKe_RiKi January 11, 2009

after glow

the euphoric feeling you experience the day after ingesting MDMA.

man those rolls i ate last night are giving me the most amazing after glow!

by iwannaomnom June 28, 2009

THE AFTERFACIAL

THE ART OF SNEAKING INTO A FUNERAL HOME AND GIVING THE CORPSE THE MONEY SHOT WHILE IN THE CASKET. GUESTS ARE OFTEN ALARMED WHILE VIEWING THE DECEASED

"YO DUDE! MY BUDDY RYAN IS SICK. HE SNUCK INTO THIS PORNSTAR'S FUNERAL AND GAVE HER THE AFTERFACIAL."

" YO DUDE! I KNOW I CAN TRUST THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR NOT TO GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND THE AFTERFACIAL. HE HAS A SOLID REPUTATION."

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009

Cigarette-After-You-Eat-Cigarette

The infamous Cigarette you smoke after you get done eating a meal, or even a snack.

Ex:

Matt: Let's go have that Cigarette-After-You-Eat-Cigarette!

Preston: I'm already smoking the Cigarette after you smoke your Cigarette-After-You-Eat-Cigarette!

by The Advocates August 14, 2009

after awhile crocodile

A way of saying goodbye, followed by another person saying "see you later alligator". Can also be said "In a while crocodile".

See you later, alligator.
After awhile crocodile.

by CardPenComic December 1, 2006