Amster-dick

The semi that men get from the anticipation of an upcoming trip to the worlds most liberated city.

Alan "can't wait for Phil's stag weekend in the Dam, gonna get smoked out and taters deep into those ladies in the windows"
Theo "I make you right, I've had Amster-dick every day for the past week, been cracking one off every morning just thinking about it"

by cheffykins May 3, 2019

Asstershock

when You take a shit so massive, it backed up a bunch of gas. Asstershock is those farts that explode out your ass after you shit.

1: Bobby had gas pains in his stomach because the shit that was about to be expelled from his ass was blocking all of it up. He then had asstershock for an hour.

by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 30, 2019

Amsterdam Sampler

The act of chasing 4 robogels (60mg DXM HBr) with half a bottle of delsym (444mg DXM Polistirex). The greatest functional social buzz of all time. Do this before work for a wonderful day.

Michael J. Foxx: I TOOK AN AMSTERDAM SAMPLER AND I FEEL LIKE A SPRING WHOSE ONLY PURPOSE IS TO JUMP

by Mega Röv Bög June 21, 2019

Amsterham

A ham delicacy that was originated in Amsterdam, it's flavors have been tasted worldwide but the only place someone can truly haven't fill your mouth is in Amsterdam.

"that amsterham really filled my mouth, left me satisfied and smiling"

by HurtLikeAMotherTruckerOnAStick June 27, 2019

Asteria

(Adjective) to skip joyfully as if you had a new phone; to wheep on the fact of a broken object (i.e. a phone)

The man with new boots asteria down the hall way.

Rachael asterialy cried over the broken clock.

by Uni doaa July 12, 2019

Amsterdam Dip

Freshly squeezed Brandi with French fries

I’ll have ....one Amsterdam dip please

by Sej August 22, 2019

Asteroid Gucci belt

The first thing an alien buys after he drops his mixtape. Buckle is typically studded with space rocks.

“Zorg just released ‘Martian Sadboi’ and got straight into his rocket to go buy and Asteroid Gucci belt.”

by daltonjfk September 27, 2019