A mascot/Hero that should be used for a number of things including Mcdonalds and KFC. It can be described as a quite small emu that when smells danger, it lifts it's head up and squawks and then runs off. Alert Emu cannot speak English but can talk other languages such as 'emuanon' (the language of the Emu's)
Person 1: omg they're trying to cheat me, They gave me a cheeseburger instead of a big mac!
Person 2:*Calls for Alert Emu*
Alert Emu: *Squawks, then runs off and talks to person serving at Mcdonalds to get a better deal*
Person 1: Thanks Alert Emu I Owe You one.
Person 2:*Calls for Alert Emu*
Alert Emu: *Squawks, then runs off and talks to person serving at Mcdonalds to get a better deal*
Person 1: Thanks Alert Emu I Owe You one.
by Daniel Morton May 11, 2006
Get the alert emu mug.by [CSP]TRIPZ July 29, 2006
Get the alert mug.Teacher/Principal/whatever: Congratulations! You had perfect attendance!
Student: *cough*nerd alert*cough*
Student: *cough*nerd alert*cough*
by chyo name January 4, 2009
Get the nerd alert mug.Somthing called by retards when their intelectual superiors walk past. Usually because they are either jealous or intimadated by the "nerds" inteligence.
by Little-John September 17, 2006
Get the nerd alert mug."Despite being up three games in a best of seven series, the Yankees became the worst allerednics of sports history by losing four straight to the Boston Red Sox."
by bbhsieh October 28, 2004
Get the allerednic mug.by Paul Carnes October 9, 2007
Get the hater alert mug.Something you can say whenever someone you disapprove of walks in the room. So basically it will be said often and repeatedly. Can also be used for someone that you see on T.V., or in a magazine etc...
by kitty April 8, 2005
Get the jerk alert mug.