Pre-parental anxiety

Pre-parental anxiety is what modern day parents worry about when deciding whether to have children or not. Its a composite of anxieties about multiple issues including about societal shifts, climate change and FOMO about regretting not having children later on but not having the option available then.

Male partner: I'm not sure if I want to have kids, there are so many people already in the world today and limited resources. Plus I like enjoying our kid-free time right now.
Female partner: I agree, but if we wait too long and then decide we want them in 10 years, it might be difficult later.
Male partner: Its pre-parental anxiety.

by Mister Crapaud January 21, 2024

Anxiety Bubble

When someone forms a "bubble" for a typical that causes nervousness and stress to try and leave.

He formed an anxiety bubble to where he can only listen to one artists songs.

by Name_Not_Found123 November 16, 2022

Node Anxiety

The general sense of unease followed by intense sweating and nausea when checking your ETCPOW nodes.

Oh crap, I've got a serious case of Node Anxiety rn bro.

by Crypto Punter December 7, 2023

shot anxiety

The anxious feeling you get right before you take a shot.

Dude I’m getting shot anxiety bad.

by SufeJan June 1, 2019

Anxiety

The song that you hope is Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye, but its actually that fuckass song by Doechii.

Me: *hears the beginning of Somebody That I Used To Know* oh wow this song is kewl i sure hope its not that one doechii song
*12 seconds later*
Doechii: AnXiEtY kEeP oN tRyInG mE
Me: AW HELL NAH NOT ANXIETY BY DOECHII WTF!!!!1!!1!1 *dies*

by BreadedEds June 13, 2025

gay social anxiety

The social anxiety gays feel about interacting with other gays, especially at a crowded lgbt establishment such as a gay bar or club.

My gay friend: Hey wanna go to (gay bar name) tonight?
Me (also gay): I can’t deal with all these gays tonight, too much gay social anxiety.

by Dill_111 February 11, 2024

Anxiety

The best way I can describe anxiety is having a REALLY angsty improv group inside of your head and at one word they start spinning off countless scenarios

Me: Oh, a friend asked how I was, that’s nice-
Anxiety: OH HELL NO
Me: What?
Anxiety: THIS IS OBVIOUSLY CODE FOR I WANT TO DUMP YOU AS A FRIEND, YOU’RE UGLY AND SHE THINKS YOU NEED THERAPY

Me: But I do need therapy. . .

Anxiety: WELL SHE DOESN’T NEED TO KNOW THAT
Me: (Types) I’m fine how bout you

by Littlebluegirl August 13, 2020