"Debating whether to get three or four orders of rice with my two orders of Kung Pao chicken is giving me rice anxiety."
by Minty P December 24, 2024

The anxiety of uncovered windows at night (eg- being scared someone will be looking at you through the window if you look outside at night)
by Zenny08 November 29, 2024

by Stanley urnail June 9, 2021

by Alan T. Fitch June 24, 2022

The best way I can describe anxiety is having a REALLY angsty improv group inside of your head and at one word they start spinning off countless scenarios
Me: Oh, a friend asked how I was, that’s nice-
Anxiety: OH HELL NO
Me: What?
Anxiety: THIS IS OBVIOUSLY CODE FOR I WANT TO DUMP YOU AS A FRIEND, YOU’RE UGLY AND SHE THINKS YOU NEED THERAPY
Me: But I do need therapy. . .
Anxiety: WELL SHE DOESN’T NEED TO KNOW THAT
Me: (Types) I’m fine how bout you
Anxiety: OH HELL NO
Me: What?
Anxiety: THIS IS OBVIOUSLY CODE FOR I WANT TO DUMP YOU AS A FRIEND, YOU’RE UGLY AND SHE THINKS YOU NEED THERAPY
Me: But I do need therapy. . .
Anxiety: WELL SHE DOESN’T NEED TO KNOW THAT
Me: (Types) I’m fine how bout you
by Littlebluegirl August 13, 2020

Aww man I can’t believe my parents want to kill me.
That’s the anxiety, they just told you to clean your room.
That’s the anxiety, they just told you to clean your room.
by Some1elz3 May 21, 2023

by gazzyjeff1 November 19, 2018
