baller jar

A container containing one eighth (3.5 grams) of cannabis concentrate, most commonly sauce or diamonds.

Bro check out the new baller jar let’s take some dabs boy!

by 710dre October 20, 2020

Cookie Jarring

Shoving half-baked cookie dough up your ass and shitting it into a cookie jar.

Cookie Jarring: Shoving half-baked cookie dough up your ass and shitting it into a cookie jar.

"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I got tied up because I was cookie-jarring. I had a chocolate chip stuck in my rectum for an hour and just couldn't get it out."

by AnimorphFan June 15, 2020

Funny-Jar

When someone, who is not usually that funny, creates general hilarity by saying something witty or clever and objectifies their joke as a coin (to be put into a jar).

"you just put one in the funny-jar!

by anthubc2010 - Dr. Rand Mcnally October 9, 2010

cookie jar

when a woman is crawling with STD's, literally not even worth a poke.

OMG dude her cookie jar is filthy.

by meg meg meg meg June 28, 2009

Pickle Jar

The act of sticking a Cucumber in a woman's vagina and waiting a period of time to allow it to pickle in vagina brine. Usually followed by eating said pickle or putting it in someone else's salad.

"Why does this cucumber taste funny?"

"Oh, it came from my ladies pickle jar."

by Pickle Peter December 16, 2013

bubble jar

a blowjob, relates to the b in blow and j in job.

if you don't get it, ask Carol.

"this dirty fat bitch was handing out bubble jars all night!"

"i can't believe u got a bubble jar from her!"

by a-non-e-moose October 26, 2007

jumble jarred

when traveling at high speed on a snowboard and attempting to stop one hits hard pack causing a rapid jarring motion of the knees, hips, and testicles resulting in the sensation of testicular impact.

Ahh...dude, totally got jumble jarred on that one... give me a sec.

by go4bigfuzz June 28, 2016