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Cookie Jarring: Shoving half-baked cookie dough up your ass and shitting it into a cookie jar.
"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I got tied up because I was cookie-jarring. I had a chocolate chip stuck in my rectum for an hour and just couldn't get it out."
"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I got tied up because I was cookie-jarring. I had a chocolate chip stuck in my rectum for an hour and just couldn't get it out."
by AnimorphFan June 15, 2020
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