National Masturbation day is where you go inside the girls locker room day where you grab a vsco girls hydro flask and shove it inside your bootyhole.
by fuckmypussydaddyganggang October 22, 2019

The Day a G.O.A.T was born from greatness to kindness of the whole world if not an oofer but An OOPHER
by a.k.a_smash54 June 9, 2018

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by Pandisz November 24, 2020

On the job, making the tough decisions 24-7. That's 24 hours a week, 7 months a year. You can count on it:
by yourwanting1 September 28, 2011

johnny's birthday
by howimetmordin November 15, 2019
