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After Nut

Having sperm leak from your dick after previously nutting
After masturbating, Jimmy received an after nut.
by DaddySkolas May 12, 2018
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After-shit

After-shit is piss, toilet water, or any other bodily fluids that either splash up onto your butthole or the even more disgusting, that you sit on when having a Shit baby or accidentally sitting on a toilet seat after some other ass hat had a Shit baby and didn't clean it up.
Ryan: "SHIT!"
Kevin, in another stall: "Ryan?"
Ryan: "I just sat down without looking first and now there's After-shit all over my ass."
Kevin: "Ryan what the fuck have I told you. TMI."
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After Fap Drip

When you thought it would be a good idea to wank in your bed now you gotta run to the bathroom to clean up.
Person 1: Dude I'm grounded for a week!!
Person 2: Wow. How come?
Person 1: I got caught with cum on the carpet from my After Fap Drip
by BarackObamaIsFromKenya August 27, 2018
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After Hours

1. can refer to a feeling of depression, sadness, heartbreak,etc after 1:00 or 2:00 AM.
2. the 4th Studio Album released by Canadian R&B singer The Weeknd.
1. Yo why tf so I feel so sad?
it’s because you have an After Hours.
2.Yo, do you have After Hours?
Hell yeah, absolute banger.
by Donan (Arsenal Tryhard) August 14, 2021
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After unloading an MP5 clip

An action taken after spotting a live dowdell in the wild.
I feel better after unloading an MP5 clip into that dowdell
by Jagger March 13, 2003
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after the fact

A euphemism for "after intercourse".
"The National Institutes of Health convened a group of experts that year to address the question 'What is the scientific evidence on the effectiveness of latex male condom-use sic to prevent STD transmission during vaginal intercourse?'

Most of the relevant published studies, they found, didn't use the kind of experimental design you'd want to see – i.e., prospective design, in which the researcher compiles data by following the subjects' behavior going forward, rather than gathering data after the fact."
by Lepus July 20, 2008
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After Dinner Mint

When a man has sex wearing a condom, finishes in it, and then uses the condom like a slingshot to project the load into the girl's face.
After banging your sister I totally gave her an after dinner mint - It got all over her face!
by AndesMints December 9, 2011
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