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Car stalking

one drives around a parking lot unable to find a vacant automobile terminal, causing one to locate a person who appears to be making their way towards their automobile. Once located one must then drive slowly behind said person until they arrive at their vehicle, wait for them to enter their vehicle and leave and, upon their departure, promptly insert ones automobile into the recently vacant automobile terminal
John: hey, did you find a spot this morning?
Matt: no man, I was car stalking this woman all the way across the parking lot! Turns out she was going to the bus
by EvanPalm March 4, 2010
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cock-stalking

when one nigga is lookin at anotha niggas facebook profile trying to figga out what the nigga is up to.
ex - i was on facebook earlier and i saw he was in a relationship since a week ago....nigga stop cock-stalking!
by Berns the bumpkin lover January 16, 2011
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Gang stalking

Gang stalking occurs when a person is targeted by someone affiliated with the gang. The gang goes after the target.
Anonymous admitted that gang stalking occurred on You Tube.
by ScienceBurt January 30, 2020
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Facebook Stalking

When you are bored, getting on Facebook and looking through random peoples Facebook pages, going through their pictures and reading all their statuses.
Friend one: OMG he is soo cute! Plus he has a puppy!

Friend two: Umm how do you know that? You don't even know him...

Friend one: I was Facebook Stalking him last night
by UhHuh12 January 7, 2011
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kelly stalking

stalking someone in every aspect of their life
girl 1: she's following my blogs, my twitter, my facebook and myspace"
girl 2: "oh.. so she's totally kelly stalking you"
by lindsay lohan lady gagaa March 3, 2009
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e-stalking

Shannice e-stalking Doung Dara through google and youtube
by 1234467898765 June 17, 2011
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stalk beater

one who verbally plays with his genitals for the sole purpose of ego boosting
That guy talks so much shit, he is such a stalk beater
by Anonymous August 24, 2003
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