People working as english teachers are like ice cream, you can easily tell the quality on the basis of the first impression.
It is hard to see whether it is the intended meaning or just my english teacher's personal interpretation.
by Doruk bey August 14, 2019

The English toastie is usually used in Coprophillia: E.G shitting in between two pieces of buttered bread and toasting it.
The reason why it's called the English toastie is still not quite known.
The reason why it's called the English toastie is still not quite known.
by Bedtime_Writer January 7, 2017

On the motorway, when an English driver sees you about to pass them, they pull out onto your lane to block you.
"He couldn't wait an additional 3 seconds for me to pass him going 80mph no, had to do his English Pullout in his leased Nissan Qashqai with a "proudly British" flag on its back, going 55 mph"
by TurboBlyatRanger July 20, 2020

by Chinnage March 7, 2022

by Conmack26 March 9, 2023

The English language, but twisted & abused into a barely recognisable form, with half the vowels dropped. The letter 's' is also commonly replaced with 'z' or 'zee'. Also known as 'Wannabee English'.
English: Colour
American English: Color
English: Neighbour
American English: Neighbor
English: realise
American English: realize
American English: Color
English: Neighbour
American English: Neighbor
English: realise
American English: realize
by EnglishPatriarchy August 23, 2011

Of what this website is guilty
by Thrawn January 5, 2004
